Watoto ya singo mathas

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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I have eaten several singo mums… and I have come to realise one thing about most of their shidren… Wengi wanapenda kutoanisha any ninja that comes around…

Na sio ati mtoto anataka peremende.
They want bigger things, like a pair of shoes. A school bag… Some several textbooks… A bicycle?
I am not your dad!!!
But it Seems like its a hereditary thing… Or the women send the shidren strategically…
Pia kwa hekaya zile nmeona hapa hao watoto hawakuhurumia any villager that came around?

Is it the upbringing or what?

Mimi hio story nmekataa

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Hekaya minimum irreducible threshold not met.

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Najua unatafuta mahali kuna mdinyo

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Enda ulete hekaya complete sasa.

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Kula hio nusu kwa leo:D:D

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@Nikka = nicker?

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mharo-loose.gif

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Hii hekaya iko na erectile dysfunction

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Upuss

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@Nikka kwa hii thread itabidi uzame. When it comes to threshold, these guys are unforgiving.

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Wewe unafikiri hao watoto wanakula mchanga? Ama wanakula hewa? Ukinyemelea mama ako na watoto lazima uliwe. Those kids do not care you are not their father.

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knickers…(in a twist)
speaking of which…wacha tu.

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hii baridi bana,siwezi mind ____…, in other news wewe ndiye enemy numero uno wa makena

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@Knikka,wewe ni suruali sana

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You want to milk the cow but don’t want to come with nappier grass for the calf?

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Wacha ku Malaysia train of thought. :confused:

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Hey, Do you have a good ox-tail recipe?
I actually want to cook dinner for someone … never thought I would see the day.

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Me thinks one scandal in the village is enough at the moment

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Peleka hio line of thought elsewhere :meffi:

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Drew a bad card like Bob Marley sang…