Sasa wajamaa juzi nmeenda shags… Mimi huyo nikajipata cyber… Met this good mzoga that works there… Chit chat kidogo namba pap… So later on form ikawa ni kupush mzoga jioni ya Saa moja magizani…
Now to those who have stayed in upcountry mnajua venye things get hot kwa hizo dark paths… Mimi huyo na mzoga pole pole tukijuana na kucheka vitu hakuna…
So after a few minutes mzoga tells me I can’t push her more… Ati hapo ako sawa… So Mimi huyo hug pap… Mate na kuguza ovacado hivi hivi… Kwanza mzoga was smelling fresh… Hio perfume ilikuwa inaleta that conducive environment… Ghafla the lady starts breathing heavily… Oh shit… Mzoga fainted…
Sasa mimi nashikilia mama imezimia hapo nashindwa form ni gani? Kwani anakuwaga na magonjwa hizi mbaya ama… I tell you nmeshikilia mzoga for like 7 minutes praying that she rises from the dead… But atleast she had a pulse…
Nikakumbuka clit ndio huwa ignition… Kidole pap! Run that clit na pap! Mzoga back to life…
Ile mbio nilirudi home ni mimi tu najua…
Yaani mzoga za ocha hazijui kushikwa ni nini… Sio kama za mtaani unadara ikiwa imekodoa macho kama sungura
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Ooh my God!!! Yani NV umesema First Aid ya ocha kwenu ni ku ‘Run dat clit’? Hahahaha…in my books ushafika Elder stage. You’re sick like the rest of these niggas here