I saw this on Twitter. And I’m left wondering what is wrong with people.
Is the wedding yours or your friends?
Is the honeymoon yours of your friends?
I can’t stress this enough young men and women. Get married with your own money.
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We have discussed this here extensively. It was concluded,ukishindwa kuoa kaa na mama yako.
On a lighter note,whats the easiest way to get legally married with a marriage cert?
AG less than 15000 na mwende reception Uhuru park na mkule kuku porno pale sonford.
Nawesa penda hio break down of expenses na order of events hapo kwa AG. i see if i can recomend it to someone
mko sure hawakua na plans zingine ka ku buy broti maguta maguta
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Ndio hio budget, No more committees, oa pole pole bila kusumbua.
Acha kuwa broker. Ni 9,700 bob.:D:D:D
BOTH PARTIES TO APPEAR before the Registrar when applying; Fee is Kshs. 9,700.00 if wedding is being conducted in the Registrar’s office and Kshs. … Notice is where both parties are Kenyan nationals and it involves the placing of a 21 daysMarriage notice before the Marriage takes place.
Mimi Niko ya birthday party…ironically, the birthday is being prepared by the owner who is also pushing members to bring her gifts and “cleep” in a certain hotel
I said less than 15k hio balance ni ya boat ride,photo session,kuku na burger KFC. Change wapande Uber.
the courage people have in this country. I cannot be a party to such nonsense. I do not need that kind of friendship.
Tulitumiwa huku tukapata akili. Guys used to fundraise wananunua shamba Kenya. Also the weddings would be done in Kenya where costs would be in Kshs and the money was raised in sterling so do the math. Furthermore, ni matharao sana kutuita pre-wedding and not the wedding.
Well well well…we are all #not boarding these days. If you want a big lavish wedding take a bank loan which is v dumb if you ask me or take on several jobs and save like mad. Alafu utuite to come witness and feast. We will come with gifts.
We’ve discussed this issue so many times but anyways, if you have a wedding and yall cannot come up with half the budget before asking for contributions, y’all better be realistic.
3.5m for a wedding, dictating, a Dubai honeymoon! 
Anyway if you must all you have to is find a venue. This you can even ask a family member to help you out, maybe their house or compound.
Budget.
Meat 10k
Rice 10k
Chicken 10k
Misc ( tomatoes, onions, salt, spice, vegetables, fire, paper or plastic utencils)
10k
Water
Juice or sodas.
10k
Marriage license or cert 10k
Total 60k.
Honeymoon, kwako or a night at a hotel 20k.
No need to disturb your family and friends.
Be simple.
Hiyo figure yako ya 15k is way too high.
Getting married kwa AG is around 3k.
Hii y’all y’all mingi ni ya nini kaka.Hizo wachia kina @Phylgee etc. Be a man bana. Short and simple. Ama wewe ni kijana dogo, millenial?
Hahahaha reminds me of jamaa hapa aliitwa goat eating kumbe yy ndio head of finance wa hio mbuzi na hajui @Ice_Cube leta wrink
hapo sawa mzitoh librarian