Weird Behavior From Women.

Women. Just when you think you have them pinned down… they do something that make you question your understanding. (Grammar is kuf’d)

There’s this girl at work who will throw her self very forcefully against the wall whenever we are using the same corridor as if she’s trying to q.tunnel through it. Ati ni kunipisha njia. In short this girl makes very exaggerated, jerky movements whenever I’m around. I think she’s retarded… she works in HR if that’s anything.

Then there’s this woman I buy chicken from regularly. At first used make some banter while I waited for her to cut the chicken into small pieces. These day the woman tries to bring her husband into the equation as much as she can. I think she misinterpreted our small talks as me trying to hit on her… Or she likes me and it’s a defense mechanism. Anyway, she’s older than me by maybe five years so can’t ever hit that.

There’s also this woman who throws tomatoes at me.

That said, I’m going to ask the HR simpleton out today.

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Pussy has no age…

are you sure she is not the local market mad woman?

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Throws tomatoes at you when the two of you are playing?

I stopped wracking my brains over such characters. just tunnel in and out as fast as you can. el chapo.

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@Algernon
U r a potential sexual aggressor

Principles, man, principles. Furking an older woman just feels wrong.

this is simply fidgeting…ni kama kuwa nervous but on a large scale…happens to me sometimes when kuna ki 10/10 n i hate it…chances are anakufeel

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The older the cow the sweeter the liver ~Huntex Xp 2015

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How old are you?

I don’t know if she’s mad. She just does it when I’m passing at her kibanda. She’s careful not to hit me, except this time she hit my window. I’ll never confront her because I kind of enjoy it.

I’m old enough to hold a supervisory position at work.

You two need such a sex dungeon… with a bucket full of ripe tomatoes

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Just got a promotion i See… when you still can feel it… its still new… Hehehe

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Sexual aggression is the only way most multi-cellular organisms have survived to this day. Wewe ukingoja kuma ikuangukie utakufa na mti dry.

Maybe she’s a closet dominatrix na anatumia signs. I can picture here in there dressed in those latex garments.

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Then why are you uncomfortable with their behaviour towards you?

I hope so, man.

Ever thought all these women don’t like you that’s why they do all that weird shit ? but that one that throws tomatoes is just mental

Ever thought all these women don’t like you that’s why they do all that weird shit ? but that one that throws tomatoes is just mental