Stuff you’ve ever done or nearly done but common sense prevailed
- So Niko ukambani nimetembelea kuzo nikajuana na mwikali ferked her, 2 days later ferked the aunt, then the mother baadaye another aunt and finally the daughter of the latter.
- My 2nd wife is a Kamba and jokingly she refers me as “katonangi” Yani kuonja onja and true to that I ferked a Mulee secretly but mtu wa nduthi spilled the beans so baadaye mama tukiongea pillow talk akaniambia vile mama Mulee speaks ill kunihusu and I nearly said but came to my senses " aahh! Na vile msichana wake hunipatia kuma!
- Kuna dame by the name of Caro rangi ya thao nilikuwa na mdai mbaya sana but kazi yake ni kunikula pesa na ma outings wakiwa na beste yake, so I hatched a plan to alipe all those missed pudesh chances.
Called the biatch nikamwambia Niko tao akuje na beste yake wapande Uber to an undisclosed lokeshen walipe nitaregesha wakifika… - Nime broke kazi na dwanzi Fulani akakataa na my cut and blocked me, so hatched a plan via another number and procured hardcore to be delivered to a certain lokeshen lakini alipofikisha kwa site nikamwambia hio “hardcore nunua pakiti ya maziwa utafune”