Wharristhis Now, Seriously?

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It's circumcision time in Sap land.

So yesterday I drove to Ndeiya to take the ceremonial murat. My cousin's boy was getting cut.

Sasa shida ilitokea when I reversed into my own barbed wire fence. We are neibas with my cousin.

Naamuka asubuhi napata gari huko nyuma nikama zebra - sengenge ni ngombe imeingia kwa 'body work' ni kama kartasi. What are they using to make these cars nowadays, aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgghhhh!

Hata hiyo PCEA siendi leo. Wacha niji-nyce na some country music. May be wank.

I just wish she (YOU!) was here na vile kunanyesha. YOU.

I am in love with a virtual gal.

Stupid really.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!

Sengenge si ngombe. Car paint is.

*** murat.
 

LISPY

Village Elder
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It's circumcision time in Sap land.

So yesterday I drove to Ndeiya to take the ceremonial murat. My cousin's boy was getting cut.

Sasa shida ilitokea when I reversed into my own barbed wire fence. We are neibas with my cousin.

Naamuka asubuhi napata gari huko nyuma nikama zebra - sengenge ni ngombe imeingia kwa 'body work' ni kama kartasi. What are they using to make these cars nowadays, aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgghhhh!

Hata hiyo PCEA siendi leo. Wacha niji-nyce na some country music. May be wank.

I just wish she (YOU!) was here na vile kunanyesha. YOU.

I am in love with a virtual gal.

Stupid really.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!

Sengenge si ngombe. Car paint is.

*** murat.
Pole.Mimi nimepata watoto esto wamepaka chewing gum juu ya boot.Ilimelt kwa jua ikastick.Wadau hiyo itatolewa aje?!
 

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