Wharristhis Now, Seriously?

It’s circumcision time in Sap land.

So yesterday I drove to Ndeiya to take the ceremonial murat. My cousin’s boy was getting cut.

Sasa shida ilitokea when I reversed into my own barbed wire fence. We are neibas with my cousin.

Naamuka asubuhi napata gari huko nyuma nikama zebra - sengenge ni ngombe imeingia kwa ‘body work’ ni kama kartasi. What are they using to make these cars nowadays, aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgghhhh!

Hata hiyo PCEA siendi leo. Wacha niji-nyce na some country music. May be wank.

I just wish she (YOU!) was here na vile kunanyesha. YOU.

I am in love with a virtual gal.

Stupid really.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!

Sengenge si ngombe. Car paint is.

Ferk murat.

Pigia galchild wa @Mundu Mulosi akupatie niceness

Dont forget the picture.

Pichaaaaaaaaa!

A grandpa wanking?? Find local grandmas or widows to climb. Wanking achia @Mosa

Pole @FieldMarshal CouchP , ata mimi jana a motorbike ili ingia nyuma ya gari nakuvunja rear lights na aka hepa kwa jam, aargh… nili jam sana and you can do nothing. rear lights kwa off cut tao inda ni kama kitu 10 k bro. Wacha tuu!!

Seng’enge ni ng’ombe. Pia wewe ni ng’ombe.

sasa guka ukiwank vijana tunafaa tufanye nini? tafuta ka 504…body chuma original

Hata wewe picha haita thuru ukiweka hapa

You did see how a guard rail went through the late governors car like a knife through butter.
Doubt that would have happened with the old Mercedes models.

Pole sana :frowning:

Woman. Show me your thighs

Check 'em between your legs SAITAN!

Tata wa mahatha Ndeya Royal !

sawa mzee, ya motorbike ik hepa ama? it was too first.

Pole.Mimi nimepata watoto esto wamepaka chewing gum juu ya boot.Ilimelt kwa jua ikastick.Wadau hiyo itatolewa aje?!

Petroli.

By the look of things, seems the muratina has not died down the effects are coming early morning… Kunywa thufu ya thenge.

@FieldMarshal CouchP salimia watu wa mboroti

Petrol
Alafu utumie tutle dove waxing kung’arisha immediately juu itaacha ka mpararo flani