I don’t like the way they con Kenyans, and I don’t even want a sugar mummy relationship with that woman.
I just get this raging urge to safisha my bunduki with her every time I hear the words “the Kiunas”, especially with the private jet fiasco that’s made them the talk of the town for the whole of last week.
Maybe it’s just my subconscious that wants to get pay back for all the 6 years a prosperity gospel church like theirs shafted me. Or maybe it’s because I think that she is really hot (7.6/10 on the Lister Scale of Hotness).
So my question is this:
What are the chances of me shafting Kathy Kiuna?
Should I do it at that mansion of theirs ndiyo I get more payback satisfaction, or should I mwagia her mtama hadi my place ndiyo nikimaliza nimwambie na madharau “vaa panti uende”.
a) I’m really good at English, am I not?
b) I’m not really good at English, am I?
c) I pretend to be good at English, don’t I?
d) I don’t pretend to be good at English, do I?
And then go read Ngugi’s book, Decolonization of the Mind, then after reading, ask yourself whether your mind is still colonized, 53 years after independence.
Mimi nikikutana na jogoo, kuku na vifaranga naweka kuku na jogoo rko na kupita na vifaranga, kesi baadaye. She’s hot for her age, but ana kaushamba flani pesa haziezi maliza
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