What do Luos talk about on phone.

[Marketing 101]

na mimi mbona nikipigiwa simu hata kama nimekaa chini lazima nisimame nianze kuzunguka al over mpaka simu iishe

Hizo zinaitwa 'gestures' za kuongea na simu. The same way ukiongea na mtu lazima uinue mikono

 

[epoch]

Omera don't joke...
Uliza ule jamaa wa "HALLO TIMINA!

 

[Mukite Wanameme]

Kasee unasumbua, I loathed my nursery school teacher a Mr mukite at AiC nursery school Mumbuni, machakos county.

Your nursery school teacher was a man?

No wonder.

 

[Tom Bayeye]

Wueh Muite wanamama ,you had to walk into that one