WHAT DO WOMEN WANT

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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was
moved by Arthur's youth and ideals.
So, the monarch offered him his
freedom, as long as he could
answer a very difficult question.
Arthur would have a year to figure
out the answer and, if, after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question?...What do women
really want? Such a question would perplex even the most
knowledgeable man, and to young
Arthur, it seemed an impossible
query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and
began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old ugly woman, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high; as the woman was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the old woman. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.
The old ugly woman wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to
marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a
sacrifice compared to Arthur's life
and the preservation of the Round
Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the woman answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants, she
answered....is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone in the kingdom instantly
knew that the woman had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life
would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring
monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the ugly woman had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached
and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the
bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked
what had happened.
The young beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared ugly, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
Which would he prefer? Beautiful
during the day....or night?
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old ugly woman? Or, would he prefer having a hideous woman during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate
moments?
What would YOU do?
What Lancelot chose is below.
BUT....make YOUR choice before you
scroll down below.
OKAY?



















Noble Lancelot said that he would
allow HER to make the choice
herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced
that she would be beautiful all the
time because he had respected her
enough to let her be in charge of her
own life.
Now....what is the moral to this
story?
The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her
own way....
Things are going to get ugly...
 

jumabekavu

Village Elder
#5
Hahaha! Nice Hekaya! Sio hapa kwetu Afrika kaka braza. Mpende mkeo tena mpende sana. Mfanyie yote moyo wa penzi utakuelekeza. Ila siku zote usiwe kiziwi kwa Akili yako.

If you let her choose who she want to be, MOST OF THE TIME she ain't gonna let you be the nigger you want you be.
 

Scorp

Village Elder
#6
Its not about what she wants but what you as a man want..we inakaa tayari ushakaliwa chapati na ukapikiwa zingine
 

danji1

Village Elder
#14
If women are let to do what they want, and men too do what they want, what union will there be? Selfishness and 'independence' will breed a silly war of sorts that teems with discontent and hurt.
 
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