What I wish I did not have

[gashwin]

so you dont shave? You must be one smelly human being

pubic hair makes one smell?

 

[ndume]

pubic hair makes one smell?

hair traps sweat, just like with ampit hair.

 

[gashwin]

hair traps sweat, just like with ampit hair.

So, young man, if hair "traps" sweat, then why don't all our heads stink? what about the chest hairs, oh, oops!, sorry, you don't have those ones yet...

 

[highschooler]

So, young man, if hair "traps" sweat, then why don't all our heads stink? what about the chest hairs, oh, oops!, sorry, you don't have those ones yet...

 

[gashwin]

@highschooler watu wengine kama wewe ni wa nini? si afadhali ungezaliwa ukiwa ndoo ma-mboch wachoteage maji! mbona akili yako saa zote huwa sehemu za kunyia?

 

[highschooler]

@ngwashin doggy juu naaskia kudenky

 

[gashwin]

go talk to your ilk, mongrel

 

[highschooler]

 

[Mzee mzima]

Use scissors for pubic and facial hair. Especially if your facial hair is on the chin only the scissors give you a good trim and you can't get pimples or rashes same to the nether regions

 

[aviator]

So, young man, if hair "traps" sweat, then why don't all our heads stink?...

 

[fishmonger]

Mwanaume ni ndevu...manywele kwa armpit, kwa miguu, kwa kifua na kwa groin. @ndume you must be one of the Blueband boys Njoki Chege was complaining about, you need a model look to take selfies and post on Instagram.

 

[IsMundu]

Nywele kichwani => trim
Nywele Kidevuni (Ndevu na Masharubu) => Nyoa yote
Anywhere else => Leave and let leave