what is your most embarassing moment?

ni moment gani ushaiwish dunia inaweza pasuka ikumeze fulufulu…hehe

so day fulani nilikuwa naenda tao shughuli shughulli ivi,…so mimi huyo mpaka stage nimeingia mat nikajisunda io kiti inakuanga karibu na conda…gari ikaanza kwenda alAfu conda akaanza kuitisha fare…hehe nikakumbuka niliacha wallet juu ya meza wakati nilirudi kutafuta keys…so nikaanza kujifanya natafuta pesa kwa mfuko kumbe ngoo sina any… so fare ya kila mtu imeokotwa conda ameniangukia…nikamwambia in a low tone…boss nimesahau wallet si nikurushie kacredo ivi ama mpesa…awa maconda huwaanga aje…akasema na sauti kubwa…“sasa wewe na venye umevaa huna pesa ya kuenda nairobi” fuuuuck half matatu inacheka sasa…aibu iliyoje…so namwambia tuliza boss.naye hawezi tulia ati…“siwezi tulia boss…kama hungekuwa na pesa ungetembea bana…na ukicheza utashika sai” sa izo ni hapo after umepita githu…haskii na haskii chochote…luckily kuna msee akaniambia nimtumie na kutoa mpesa anipe cash…tangu io siku the first thing kabla nitoke ni wallet

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though sometimes one can’t help. Just this morning I had to go back for mine. Jana it was my business phone…

when a young man there was this girl I used to see. I would pass by their place and then she would come to a bushy area of their farm. I do not know how the mother discovered but we were walking with agemates one afternoon when we met her when afterwe greeted her she addressed me by name and said…“Na wewe G sitaki hayo amtembezi unatembea kwetu. Kama ni kutembeya upitiage kwa gate…”. Needless to say I was tongue tied…

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Ile Picha ya Osungu…
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/46/46d434afead7531ce4141a2b75d8a94a5dfbaf1373ffae70710ea0d226d538bb.jpg

"Na wewe G sitaki… ( NA SITAKI HII OSUNGU YAKO!!!) hayo amtembezi unatembea kwetu. Kama ni kutembeya upitiage kwa gate ( AU KWA GRAMMER)

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“The most embarrassing moment” that really made me laugh out loudest ilikuwa ya @MAKAVELI aka @Ka-Buda ya kurushiwa lunch box after forgetting it in a mat, hit the tarmac ikafunguka na kurusha ka-ugali na ka-sukuma wiki hewani…:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Wacha nifikirie my most embarrassing…

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i thought i quoted verbatim; the typos are mine though. sorry all.

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;);););):D:D:D:D:D:D

Hiyo ya mat I always sympathise,if I happen to be in a mat where the concodi analetana juu na customer because of lack of fare,I usually volunteer to paypay,sijui Ni kwa mini but its just in me,I hate seeing people suffer

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@Penologist, unapandiaga wapi mat?

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Kwa nini

Kwanza if it happens in the morning it can really dampen your mood na the conductors always make sure that they blow such incidents out of proportion.

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Why ndio nilipe ama

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Sindiyo…:):):slight_smile:

ulipitia kwa gate?:smiley:

NIKITOKA NJE YA MLANGO BILA WALLET NA CAR KEYS NAJISKIA MGONJWA NAJUA KUNA KITU HAIPO.

MOST EMBARASSING NI ILE NILITUMA WATSAP GROUP YA FAMILIA PORN CLIP YA MA SHEMALE WAKINYANDUANA. SIKUONEKANA HOME 6 MONTHS NILISEMA NIMEENDA RUSSIA.

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There is a guy who used to take advantage of this. Every time he would claim amesahau wallet, ama amelipa conda already

Si ni huyu @Arokaz

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yangu was almost kama ya gashwin lakini ni the mother lay an ambush together with the assistant chief of the area and we walked right in

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Hao watu huongea kwa sauti kubwa wanaeza kuweka aibu.mostly huwa watu wamezoea kushinda na earphones kila mara.i think the eardrums are damaged…

hapana, tulibadilisha mbinu…although kamrembo kalikuwa kamevulutwa maskio…kumbe mathee alikuwa amekatrail akatuona tukisnog…