what kenyantalk has taught me

[Pos€i.Don]

since i first signed up afew week ago, i have read majority of the posts herein this category. i can say am amzed yet ave learnt alot in equal measure assuming that these stories are real..hehe najua hekayamen and women pia wako
1. kenyans love sex and not just sex ..hot satisfying sex mpaka nuns
2. for team mafisi,any woman is game from your wife's sister to your bosses mboch.
3.if ur girlfriend can keep a cleansheet against team mafisi for along period of time then never ever (* 50+1) leave her.
4.on the other hand if team mafisi make ur girlfriend aokote "mpira ndani ya net" ata wewe nunua jersey ya team mafisi na utaufute first team position.
5.never make decisions when u are as horny as f**k..utalilia chooni..marie stopes ama kwa court.
6.never ever trust a woman with ur whole heart..wacha kidogo
7. true love is the name of a kenyan magazine..nothing more nothing less.
8.everybody kissess and tells..no one is innocent

 

[Mathaais]

to your bosses mboch.

Hekaya for another day.

 

[Hash_Tag]

leo I agree with you kapsaaar ! hapo kwa clean sheet nayo ni chocha ! dem kuweka clean sheet hadi afike 20 ni balaaar !

 

[Mark10]

clean sheets are a myth

 

[xuma]

.if ur girlfriend can keep a cleansheet against team mafisi for along period of time then never ever (* 50+1) leave her.

The only problem with this is that she may start 'conceding goals' when married.

 

[Tiriitiondo]

you went to the wrong place to learn.Beware of boot openers @Wakanyama

 

[stunner]

hapo sawa mblo...

 

[uwesmake]

HEHEHE clean sheets. SI MUONGEZE GOAL LINE TECHNOLOGY.

 

[Mundu Mulosi Bs Ms Ma PhD and ScD]

You are learning very fast kijana.

 

[Kraiger]

Hahahaha am loving this....how can you make your girlfriend not to cheat?i have seen several women cheat.

 

[Touchlyrics]

Hahahaha am loving this....how can you make your girlfriend not to cheat?i have seen several women cheat.

Like Bernie Mac said, You give her the Ndiick!! Kama hutoshi unga, just accept kuna jamaa she feels nothing for apart from that 12 inch Member of his. Utapikiwa vizuri, uoshewe nguo, upigiwe pasi etc ndio uskie kama mwanaume. Si MOG wamewaimbia ngoma "hiyo ndogo Tosheka nayo", eniff said

 

[Hash_Tag]

12 inch Member of his", eniff said

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most women cheat on men with big dicks; hiyo 12 inch sio blessing ama achievement as some think… ladies dating/married to men with hiyo size cheat more for an average weenie !

 

[Mathaais]

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most women cheat on men with big dicks; hiyo 12 inch sio blessing ama achievement as some think… ladies dating/married to men with hiyo size cheat more for an average weenie !

Hiyo story ya 12 inch d*ck inakuaga tu mere fantasy . Even the Congolese who are reputed to have over average long dicks never come anywhere near 9.The longest is around 8.7.Hekaya muache.

 

[Mzee mzima]

Watu wa small D's wameanza kujiconsole pwegegegegegegeghehehehe

 

[Groaner]

my friends 12"" does exist send me a momma and if she ever comes back to you am quiting k talk asap

 

[Mathaais]

my friends 12"" does exist send me a momma and if she ever comes back to you am quiting k talk asap

Am too lazy at the moment to Google proven research on d*ck sizes. Do it and copy paste whatever you will come up with here.

 

[trish]

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most women cheat on men with big dicks; hiyo 12 inch sio blessing ama achievement as some think… ladies dating/married to men with hiyo size cheat more for an average weenie !

Average weenie detected...

 

[trish]

Hiyo story ya 12 inch d*ck inakuaga tu mere fantasy . Even the Congolese who are reputed to have over average long dicks never come anywhere near 9.The longest is around 8.7.Hekaya muache.

Haha consolation prize iko wapi?

 

[Ice_Cube]

clean sheets eeh

 

[Kraiger]

How do u measure up the d*ck?when its erect or when not.?My d*ck is less than an inch when flabby but almost 10inches when hard.