What next after Village Elder Status?

Ol Monki, Derro & Co, now that many talkers have achieved the “village idiot” tag, what do we graduate into? I can’t bear being in the same class as @uwesmake. One of us has to move upwards or downwards.

Ama hii ni kama menopause? Or do we close our accounts and start all over again?

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:D:D I wish u swapped ua name with Kichwakibovu

Na mimi mbona sijafika na ni veteran wa hii kijiji?Manki wacha ubaguzi.

next utawekwa head of nyumba kumi. you will head kina @junkie @This is Gold @batty boy

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village ancestor. like couch p.

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You transcend ktalk and arrive in Valhalla(Kenyanlist - Peponi Edition.)

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AHSANTI SANA MODERATOR KWA KUWEKA HOMO ELDER AVIATOR JAKENYA AKUWE HEAD OF OTHER HOMOS @junkie , @This is Gold @bati bwoy

Half jadhe half mathe aluenda wapi?..ama ilikuwa handle ya mwendazake Wanderi?

Hindiot. Unaniweka headmeni wa mafaggs? Si watanipasua my virgin arsehole?

Why not head akina @Unicorn, @Purr_27, @Supu don and other fellow beauties of the ghetto?

I hereby declare that @aviator the head mistress of all ghetto beauties…:slight_smile:

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Seconded

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you are now allowed to dye your hair black, like a welder…

Challenge Accepted.

Now @ol monk, change my title to Ghetto Beauties HM.

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other duties and responsibilities include but not limited to 1) protecting the said beauties from bullies and mafisi…2) agreeing to what the said beauties say …even if they say they saw chokoras playing with a greenish yellowish human skull as foot ball…you better believe that and support it…:slight_smile: :slight_smile: @aviator

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hahhahahhaha…wewe ni …u sana…

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:D:D:D
menopause ni ya wamama, ungesema early womenopause

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weuweee

JD 2 means authenticating hekayas? That calls for some allowance of sorts.

Wapi evidence? Ever had a dcik measuring contest with her? Coz that would be the only valid basis for her removal. And if yes, who won?

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…he would have to relinquish any title / position or responsibility thereof in KEB (kwanza arudishe failo zote za Board):smiley:

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