what the worse rumor you have ever heard of yourself?

mimi kuna msupa nilikuwa narushia kiswahili very polite na msupu sana,
sasa kunguru izi zingine za surrounding area, vile ziliona sparta anamtembelea sana na tu gift kama blackforest ivi
si munaelewa zile upuzi pink handles hupenda…
kunguru ziliambia mzoga mambo za chocha hadi mzoga ikasema haitaki story na mimi,
nika insist nijuwe mbona hataki mambo zangu

mzoga ikanishow vile aliambiwa am married na kuna siku bibi yangu alikuja na kisu apo job kwangu aka stab a female tulikuwa tuna push na yeye:eek::eek:
mzoga ika-ogopa

sasa how do u even come up with such a lie na sparta hajawai funga kunguru
eventually nilifikisha threshold after too much convincing her sina bibi akili ilikuwa imeharibiwa

leta heka yako

what the worse rumor you have ever heard of yourself?

About ten or so years ago there was this rumour in our family that l has raped my cousin. I dont know how it started but it really hurt.

alikuwa amekupee firiily?

:eek::eek: waaaah and your cuzo alikuwa anakimya rumors zikiendelea

ulijitetea aje?

na sasa mbona ulikula cuzo yako?

and the now you has the raped the english

Back in high school kuna dame nilikatia akaingia box but kuna boy mtaani alikuwa anataka huyu dame, vile huyo boy alicheki dame ameingia box yangu he started spreading rumors nikona ukedi…i confronted him and punches were exchanged

alafu, ukapona ukedi : can we have full full story

maybe ni venye ulikuwa malnourished sana.

ati the world is flat…

Back in campus I had some girl I was friends with akapata ball. Ile time sem ilianza alikuja akiwa amefura and all my friends were saying it was mine first as a joke but then ikakuwa kitu ya kunitease nayo. It pissed me off and almost…ALMOST cost me this fine fit as fuck yellow yellow who was way out of my league but somehow I smashed. Somebody was looking out for me.

:eek::eek::eek: low blow walai

na hii mzoga uliwai ata fika second base kwa matiti ama ni friendzone tu

She was always third wheeling. I was fucking her friend but everytime she came over to my place alikuwa anakuja pia. I did not find her attractive but some poor sod aliamua kumwaga ndani and she couldn’t even tell whose it was. So you can imagine there were more poor sods in the mix as well.

:Dwhich mean alikamuliwa na more than 5 ninjaz in a span of one week

  1. That i was sleeping with some girl who was literally forcing herself on me… She was lesbian, i was straight
    2.that I was sleeping with some movie guy… I like football and I frequented his joint for the games. African women don’t understand how or why a girl can love football

Most of my life people actually associate me with ratcheting.
… And i give them the pleasure by making it worse.

Currently naskia ati niko na mimba juu am adding weight. I’m indulging them by wearing long free dresses:D:D:D

@Phylgee I once fell out with my Dad because I wanted to watch ManCity thrashing the Magunias and he wanted to watch silly Kenyan politics on telly. We only have one telly in the living room. So I decided sorry I am going to watch the match so told my younger Sis to tell me which pub we could go to. Hehehehehehehe this chica knows all the pubs in Kiambu so we dressed up quickly and left Mum and Dad calling us back telling us they will be shutting the gate at 9 sharp. I said no problems, we will sleep in a lodgo somewhere. FF they did not let us enjoy the game because of their many calls and with Dad saying ‘he does not know any women that enjoy football, we are out to give him a bad name by being seen in local bars’ by our uncles who BTW bought us alcohol and a lot of nyam chom which we took home and Mum and Dad ate it the next day!

Anyway back to Sparta’s question, the rumour that really hurt me so much is hearing within our circles that one of my nephews is my son who I gave birth to when in Form 2??? and that my parents handed the child to one of my older married sisters to cover up the shame. Now, I knew why potential handsome men were avoiding me at family gatherings while I was drooling so shamelessly and fronting it. It haunted me and the family for years. It dented my confidence in my puberty formative years and I really needed it.

Za huku mayuu nimesikia many rumours about my family but they don’t bother me much as I am older and know they are spread by insecure malicious folk.

Mimi niliitwa na bado naitwo Illuminati,since I was 25 years old, and it ended any relationship I had with most if not all of my relatives.I actually just talk to 2 cousins out of over 100.

Hi everyone.

utatoa lini? mimba that is coz that’s what will definitely follow?

Nitazaa nipelekee nyanya yangu :D:D

Kwanza there’s some guy i used to be seen with akinidrop home. Najua wanajua baba mtoto sasa:D:D:D