What women want

Sex & Relationships
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Someone asked me this on my inbox and so imma answer it as truthfully and as simple as I can

1)Hygiene .No girl wants a dirty man .always wear cologne not too much though you might chock her. Make sure your (clothes) are clean no matter especially jeans and shoes there is nothing ugly as dirty jeans and shoes .(Breath) I can’t insist on this enough make sure your breath smells great .Lastly change your boxer after every shower and airdry them keeping them on the bathroom causes bacteria and they end up smelling

  2)Attention .As much as we hate to admit it we like attention we want to be checked up on. So text your girl as much as often if you want the fire to keep on burning. .unless you live close and you see each other all the time you can reduce the times of texting and maybe call .Lastly ALWAYS TEXT FIRST 

  3) Finances .So contrary to what you've heard women don't really like money .We just see someone with money as strong, powerful masculine. .It's like in the old days when masais used to kill lions and women would get turned on ..Money is power so we like the power not the money ...That being said women like ambitious men too so don't loose hope if a woman sees you have a future then she will get as turned on too

 
 4)Sex ..Just being honest women like sex as much as men  .Some want hard sex some want slow sex some want anal sex , some are experimental like me which by the way I want to try anal soon ,  So always ask don't assume .Foreplay is very important it makes her wet makes her want you so don't skip it unless your like me and you just want it random hard and fast

That’s all we want boys , don’t let some ladies complicate it for you . And this is for dating peeps not married ones unless you have a sidedish

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…siku hizi nilisoma inaitwa sexting tio texting :smiley:

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Good advice. Though you still strike me to be a carrier of the XY chromosomes.

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some are experimental like me which by the way I want to try anal soon ,

That sentence betrays your true gender.
Bure kabisa.fuacking shemales posing as pink handles not cool …umama umezidi.

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thighs! thighs! ama uendelee kupigia mbuzi guitar

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uwesmakende amechoma closet

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Hapa naona Njoro yule makanika ngirogoni hana bahati. Isorait.

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sure, that is super gay.

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looks like Kenyatalk is now attracting hookers, hope we dont have another craiglist by end of this year

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Shiku gaiku geithika.

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you should have kept this s.hit in the inbox.

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@DeliciousShiko, why generalize? you could have replied to their inboxes and leave it at that, Ok then this information should reach a wide audience, start a mblog and disseminate dating information but tell the hopeless romantic bombarding your inbox to air their problems hapa kwa village tusaidiane

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Sitaki kusikia the word “attention” karibu na mimi,it make my life miserable. :(:(:frowning:

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C&P from WhatsApp group
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

  1. Feed him
  2. Sleep with him
  3. Leave him in peace
  4. Don’t check his phone (Msgs)
  5. Don’t bother him with his movements

So what’s so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It’s really not too difficult but… To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

  1. a friend
  2. a companion
  3. a lover
  4. a brother
  5. a father
  6. a master
  7. a chef
  8. an electrician
  9. a plumber
  10. a mechanic
  11. a carpenter
  12. a decorator
  13. a stylist
  14. a sexologist
  15. a gynecologist
  16. a psychologist
  17. a pest exterminator
  18. a psychiatrist
  19. a healer
  20. a good listener
  21. an organizer
  22. a good father
  23. very clean
  24. sympathetic
  25. athletic
  26. warm
  27. attentive
  28. gallant
  29. intelligent
  30. funny
  31. creative
  32. tender
  33. strong
  34. understanding
  35. tolerant
  36. prudent
  37. ambitious
  38. capable
  39. courageous
  40. determined
  41. true
  42. dependable
  43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

  1. give her compliments regularly
  2. go shopping with her
  3. be honest
  4. not stress her out
  5. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

  1. give her lots of attention
  2. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
  3. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

  1. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
    …
    TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS
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Hehehe. Sasa tuvae white linen tukienda kwa garage?
Wololo.

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Hio list sithani ata kuna mtu amesoma yote. Ati how to make a woman happy

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Where did all these female wannabes suddenly spring from?
They are suffocating us with nonsense.

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Mwenye summary?

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All pinks should know no. 1 & 2 of how to make a man happy are very important

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wao ni vile wataka 3Fs… FEED HER, FINANCE HER AND FVCK HER… BHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS