What would you do?

Sex & Relationships
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So wadau serious discussion only by the way. So Kuna day pale campo tumechill kwa bedsitter mimi na roommate marto pale along xxxxx,Kiambu thika road. Ilikuwa January ata ndio imefanya nikumbuke hii story, So ya kusota marto akanichapia ati kuna beste yake dem atacome supper na ata tag along beste yake dem off course.

Juu ilikuwa Njanuary tukastruggle tukabuy kanyama. Nilikuwa Nimejichocha aje venye lazima nipigane miti kwanza venye i was considered na madem "a bit more than normal " and also am a man of my mouth :D:p

FF>> Madem waliland but huyo tag along alikuwa a 2/10 ata hiyo 2 ni ya feminine features za kawaida. Dem was short na had this shaggy cheeks. Juu ni somewhere in kiambu dem alikuwa na ascent ya mkikuyu wenye mnaendanga kishagi mnacheki wale madem wankuanga nikama wameover feediwa mikono ni fupi then tunono. Shit :meffi:nilijuwa hii ata kama nikukuwa a good wingman geri niitwe mwoga lakini I couldn’t Wouldn’t shouldn’t eat that thing.

So what i did ni nilibuy blunts kama nne nikasaka maneighbour wangu mastonner tukaenda tukaiva ile vi serious then nikatulia.

Anyways wadau kama ni wewe kuna ile standard/class umesema huwezi go down past that. Kuna ule dem unasema ata akupe you cannot eat that thing. What would you have done? Would you goo down past you standard?

Anyways Am supper baked
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We kondoo NV kaa kule mbali uvurute hio bangi polepole

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hahaha wtf. izo villages zenu apana.

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Dem anaota anaongea kikuyu

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Watu wa bangi huwa wanaona things in other dimensions sometimes,doctors call it hallucinations hebu tuitie marto aconfirm …plot twist marto had the best threesome that day…

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Wewe ni Condoo tu

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Two guys struggled to buy nyama ka-quarter then ukaweza nunua weed 4 rolls later?
Being technically inconsistent, I hereby declare your story as a weed hallucination. A muguka-tales episode.

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Ebu Tafuta hekaya ya @Kasighau staring grace utapata jibu.

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:D:D

Ghasia hii story ni true story

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Leta link otherwise koroga simiti polepole ghasia

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Akuna kitu kama plot twist hii ni true story happened as i narrated above. Najua dem alinichukia but kila mtu apambane na hali yake

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Revert to your original handle tudeal na wewe . Saitan!

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Tell deorro/purple to unban my handles otherwise randy unaweza kamua a male looking like girl

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Ungekamua mtu kwani iko nini. Coomer iko inversely proportional na utamu. Sasa uliachia Marto ngori na yeye akatwanga makunguru ka threesome.

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https://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/this-never-happened-the-archives.97246/ Ndio hii nimepata huyu jamaa alikuwa mlevi

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I couldn’t even have thoughts of me and her

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I have heard of ‘a man of my word’ but I never heard of ‘a man of my mouth’. Care to explained that bit sir?

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Kuna kiti watu walikua wanapewa wanakalia, irudi.
@Condor hii story yako ni ya enzi gani, ulishapitwa na wakati, cannot undo what is done.
In other news, majamaa base husema those ugly dems have the sweetest tings juu watu huwaavoid, guess I need to investigate that claim

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dont investigate. just believe it. I once fucked a chic who i couldnt look at twice. She had the sweetest pussy I have ever tasted. It was so tight I felt as if my dick would be strangled in it. Too bad she moved to Kericho.

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Guess the same can be said about the other end of the spectrum, once did it with a stunning chick and I felt like she had a vice down there, if that is the sweetness wacha wakae, thought there was something else