So just got home from dinner, on my drive home I see this guy on the road, at this hour there’s jam on a highway if you can believe it. I see this guy on the side of the road acting all crazy on the opposite side of the road rather tryna wave down cars on that side because that other side was free of traffic so cars were speeding.
So I am wondering what on earth is this guy doing because he was starting to look like he is conducting a choir. Then I realized he is zig zag walking really slowly. Wacha avuke, he could not even cross, I was like Child, Jesus vukisha this guy, his kids still need him, before he’s knocked down by several cars and become road kill that’s beyond recognition. So what was perplexing to me, the guy was well dressed, in a suit, like he was from work, and he was so drunk and acting all crazy till I was wondering if this is alcohol or the dude done flipped out. Ama it’s weed?
Damn! If your son or husband or father drinks best be praying they get home in one piece . Mtu anavuka a road like Mombasa were pple are really speeding Mos Mos zig zagging. Wah! Nini hii inastress wanaume hivi Jameni. They are getting drunk as a skunk before midnight on a Friday?
Enyewe God is the One protecting people.Drunkards. Wah! Nimestuka Sana. Guys. Shida Peleka kwa Yesu.Sio kwa bar. Alcohol is bad, a waste of money, in fact it’s poison, then you going to be nursing hangovers, snapping at your kids for no reason coz you feel like shit. OMG!,Leo for once nimehurumia mwanaume. Mpaka Nika muombea agile salama Kwake.And on that note don’t drink and drive. Endangering other peoples lives. If you want to soak your self in alcohol please do it at home. It’s very dangerous.
Must be stressed by a woman like you. I always pray to a God I don’t believe in, that I will never marry your type…wewe ni wale dumb, loud, nagging type alafu ngono kwa kitanda unalala ka ngunia ya viazi…bure Sana.
Sijaona news for some time. I’ve been busy enjoying life. Mashida za Kenya staki kujua. Wanaume WA Kenya mumetulia? Update me, I don’t know what’s going on btw. Hope Mungu ameskia maombi, some stupid Kenyan men have returned to their senses and stop killing women for nothing. Wauaji nyinyi.
Don’t worry you will marry a drunkard and a whore like your retarded mother. Na atakua anajua styles zote coz yeye atakua Malaya kama mamako. Btw me and my dumbness, I am up working on my PhD thesis. Na wewe genie ass? Watchie manenos? What can a stupid goat like you tell me? Do you think that you can hold a candle to me?Enda ulale na wale Malaya wa peni mbili umezoea. Don’t mention my good name in ngono talks. Mimi sio umbwa Malaya kama mamako who the only thing she is good for ni ngono. Tumbili hii.
I am not your friend. If you don’t respect other women, I will also never respect your mother. All he thinks about when thinking of women is how they are in bed, let him understand what it means, when someone talks about his mother as a sex object. Fine Mimi ni gunia na mamake ni umbwa Malaya. We are now even.
Uko triggered sana na kitu haiko. You shouldn’t have stopped Kwa PHD… Go ahead and tell us your bank balance and also screenshot your title deeds. Tutajuaje you are doing well.
Why? Doing a PhD is the new masters. No biggy.Go to any university. Almost all staff there including non teaching have PhDs. So if it’s bothering you, it’s you who needs to level up. It’s becoming kawaida. It’s a self actualization thing. Vile wewe unataka kulala na mwanamke flani Mimi my desire is to be a professor not even a doctor. So don’t try to shame me. I am very proud of it and Noone has stopped you to apply for helb or pay out of pocket and get yours it’s just that your priorities are different. So the way you feel free to talk about women or cars or phones or tvs lemme feel free to talk about my PhD are we together?
Thank God you have no problems and your life is supposedly ‘perfect’. Hujui watu wanapitia mashida gani! One day they will come knocking on your doors! Ndio utajua haujui.
I am just following the footsteps of God. To the pure He shows Himself pure but to the cunning He shows Himself cunning. I don’t subscribe to stereotypes ATI African women are like this or like that. I am who I am without any apology. To those who love me I can do no wrong. To those who don’t I can do no right. So I can not customize myself to your liking. What you see is what you get, if you are used to quiet women who you can hurl abuses at or reprimand like a child I am not part of that group. And I am not anybodys child here for them to reprimand me. Sawa? Tuheshimiane.
When you busy regaling us with tales of sordid escapades with women you don’t see me reprimanding you ATI you are bragging or that you are sinning. So if my idea of a weekend of carousel is keshaing on my thesis, I don’t know why anyone should reprimand me, to stop saying it bcz it makes them feel uncomfortable. I feel uncomfortable about those nasty stories but I live and let live. Simple.
