When a mbish blue ticks you jiheshimu

Brayo Msafi

Senior Villager
#1
Now there is this bish i had been chasing, ile mos mos bila haraka,
Have you been with the bishes that hupima mtu akili? U take her out and that day ako na munyesho excess so huwezi swim,inabidi u rearrange for another day,
Then the time u ask her when she is free ana blue tick!
Two weeks ago, sio kitambo vile she blue ticked me, and kama kawaida nika jiheshimu na nika delete no, i always do that, delete the no, ama ujipate ukimpigia while u drunk.
So leo ameamua kuanza convo, and see, she starts na happy new year while she is laughing..meaning??
 

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#15
Hehehe young men never learn.....ati 'brown'....

Let me tell one thing you young guys; if the girl has not yet given up the goodies after the 2nd date kanyaga kubwakubwa. Dont be a fool. Show her u got options too. You can NOT negotiate attraction. Its either there or not, real simple. Huyu dem kesho yake akikucheki na dem mwingine hotter than her atakuletea hio kuma yeye mwenyewe.

You are kind of apes wenye mtakuja kutafutwa after dem ameongezwa mileage ya lorry, and will be very glad to marry her.
 

thesavage

Village Elder
#19
Now there is this bish i had been chasing, ile mos mos bila haraka,
Have you been with the bishes that hupima mtu akili? U take her out and that day ako na munyesho excess so huwezi swim,inabidi u rearrange for another day,
Then the time u ask her when she is free ana blue tick!
Two weeks ago, sio kitambo vile she blue ticked me, and kama kawaida nika jiheshimu na nika delete no, i always do that, delete the no, ama ujipate ukimpigia while u drunk.
So leo ameamua kuanza convo, and see, she starts na happy new year while she is laughing..meaning??
Dem anakuita fala peupe, halafu?
 
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