when did you move out of your parent house?

na maboys sisemi zile thigira huwa tunajengewa after class 8…tukitoka circumcision…

when did you get your own place,away from the folks…
juu nasoma post jamaa ako 32 yrs na bado ako na room kwa wazazi wake:mad::mad:

mimi tommy after form 4… iyo mtaa yetu ilikuwa tu kukunywa KEG na Muratina na ku hook up na girls wale walikuwa gals school juu nyenge zilikuwa zinawasumbua sana… hakuna kitu constructive tulikuwa tunafanyaa…msoto ilituchapa vizuri na since lazima tutafutee chapaa za KEG na za kubuy Condom lazima tugetafuta kazi…

sasa unajuwa kutafuta kazi ushago bill any experience iyo ni kazi tu ya mjengo…
na walikuwa wanalipa 200ksh per day working from monday to sato unapewa 1200ksh

sasa tommy nikasema nijaribu mjengo…kupandisha mawe first floor hadi third floor sio mchezo…halafu kubebwa ufala na mafundi:oops: kumbe bullying iko kila mahali…halafu morning munakunywa uji na chapo mbili iyo ni 40bob…na lunch githeri ya 100ksh…na unalipa bill sato ukilipwa salo…so bill ya chakula ilikuwa inakuja 140 per day na kumbuka unalipwa 200 per day…:eek:
nilienda for one week ni ka quiet after kurudi na 360ksh home after a week hustle:(…kazi ya mjengo sio mchezo

l wanted sana to be independent nitoke tu ocha lakini reality ya life ilini-nyorosha…,halafu home kwetu ni kule wasee husema masomo huishia form 4o_O…

na vile tommy lee alikuwa na ambition kibao…at first wanted to be a DJ…lakini academy zote zilikuwa zinalipisha 20k:mad:…l have always wanted to be in entertainment
sasa apo ikabidii kutafuta hustle ingine…

nikapataa jamaa anaitwa monya …alikuwa amebuy VCD ya kwanza hood mzima alikuwa anataka CD za Movie(Iyo ni ile time movie moja ilikuwa na partA B and C)…nikamshow naweza mtafutiya na 500 movie poa…monya gave me 500ksh na nikaenda kutafuta Movie…iyo time MP3 ilikuwa inatoka 300ksh in nai mtaa kama yetu ni mia tano…

when to source in nai…nikatembea Luthuli yote hadi nikapataa jamaa akaniuzia na 300ksh vcd moja(part A and B) halafu akaniambia kuna za watu wazima na mia nne:D
apo ndio tommy was hooked to ngwati bizness:D…(nika bargain hadi nikabeba zote na punch)

nikamshow iyo ya watu wazima unaweza ni testiya akanishow wacha ufala izi sio za mchana…

so nikachukuwa izo cd mbili…na nika-mark iyo shop juu ya next time…

kufika base nikaenda kwa monya…nikampatiya movie yake part A and B…NGWATI nikabaki nayo:)

the next day monya was so happy akanishow anatakaa ingine kama naweza mchukuliya…nikamshow juu ya transport anipe 600ksh:D monya hakuwa na shida na pesa…

halafu nikamuliza unaweza taka za watu wazima pia…izo nauziwa 800ksh:rolleyes: monya got exited nikapewa chapa…uyo mimi hadi kwa ule msee wa ngwati nikachukuwa vcd moja ya 300ksh na izo chapa zingine nikaweka kwa mfuko…nikapelekea monya cd mbili ya ngwati na iyo ingine…apo nikamake profit ya 1000ksh minus transport in just a day:D nika amua hii ndio itakuwa hustle yangu…mjengo never again

l credit monya juu kama sio yeye sigekuwa tommy ule wa ngwati…

and as you know porn the more you watch the more you want to watch more…l was there to supply:D hadi nikabuy my first VCD pia mimi:cool:…

niliendelea ivo hadi nikafungua shop ya cd …Mugentho ya kwetu…l realized animation and porn were the most requested…nikapataa watu wanataka animal mating cds…mimi kama business man siku-uliza maswali naenda na source nawaletea…after a year nika manage kubuy cpu and learn to do mass production…one cd na dupicate over 100 copies halafu nashukisha price…got more clients and more money:) by the time l was 20 yrs old nilikuwa na stall tom mboya…na nili-ingia na 100k hakuna loan hakuna support from family all from porn business:D…
l got my first keja in kiambu na rent ilikuwa inalipwa na ngwati…

now l manage 3 entertainment shops in nai CBD and 1 in mombasa…l still sell Ngwati but now in DVD’s and in hard-disk…and l no longer buy blank cd’s locally (empty cds ndio pesa yetu ilikuwa inapotelea uko)

this movie guys you see unawadharau juu wanauza movie 50/40 bob…

usistuke per day sales hupiga 50k to 70k …iyo ni salo ya mtu per month

:Dyour truly TLS

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Verbose

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Nuff respect brother , thats the enteprenural spirit

I don’t support porn biz…but surely you are one true hustler big up ;):wink:

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Verbose

@mlosi thanx kaka
@Purr_27 thanx am diversifying now into more legit business :smiley:
ni vile siwezi tumia cucu pesa nyumbani nimshow izo ni ngwati mbili nimeuza ndio ukapataa izo

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:D:D:D:D:Dsi ni wewe uli patwa ukiuza porn tukiwa Klist, sijui ilikua 100 pcs.

Mimi after chuo nilienda kuishi na dame yangu, yeye ndio ali tangulia kuget job. Tuliishi poa (that wat i thought) until nikaona msg siku moja akinitukana na akisema anatafuta venye ata nichuja. Sema kuvunjika roho, luckily nika pata job nika tafuta hao na nika furnish chini maji. It took me 3 months kupimp hao ndio sasa nika amua kumshow na jitoa, nilikua nimeomba beste yangu gari , nika chukua ka suitcase kangu nika jitoa. Saa hizo dame analia ati nisiende ma msg kufuata venye ana ni miss bla bla. Na hivyo ndio nilianza maisha.
Nilimkaribisha kwangu ndio nimringie, gari nime pewa na kampu na mshow ni yangu nilinunua, kuishini surburbs.

around june 08.
when i got married while in form three

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thats the spirit all kenyans should emulate

@Bantu YEAH ni mimi niliwai shikwa na karao…hii biz hukuwa na challenges mingi sana…but ile rule nimetumia since day one ni maintaine my clients and only sell to clients referred by my old clients…no new faces siwezi uzia ngwati stranger…uki insist naita watchman na tunakutoa nje

Hekaya, kubaff

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ni hekaya ulipenda.
:D:D:D.
infact i was chased from home due to indispline

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At age 18 when I joined campus I never went back. I didn’t realize it myself up to the time folks started calling and all.

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10x8 room at 20

@Carbon kwani ulikuwa na tabia gani hadi mzazi anakuwa feed up na wewe unafukuzwa:D expound

@MgangAlchemist nuff respect to wale wasee hukuwa independent ubaya kuwa free has some risk… inafanya unahump hookers bila kujali na kulewa ovyo pial hanging out with the wrong crowd

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Bro, thats one self made man. I bow to you. Tell these cry babies of nowadays to grow a spine and start small. Max respect.

Mine was by escape. Back in shags in first year, a gal we had been chassing died of you know what. It was told she left a list of all stake holders. Sikungojea kuskia my name. Nilichukua helb nikakokidisha room Dagoreti. My first biz was selling fruits to office ladies. Nanunua marikiti. Kidogo nikapata kiosk ya coca cola hapo ngara. The rest is chronicles.

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i had been expelled from high,went home,impregnated somebody’s daughter and when dad started asking question i threatened to beat him.
zile vitu niliona,usitake jua.
that time i realised usione simba amenyeshewa ukadhani ni paka.
was just seventeen

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:D:D:D
i bet ulikuwa ushakakula dryfry?
hako kaugonjwa kuna enzi kaliogopwa

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Only other people who use that rule ni wasee huuza shtundu. Anyway, I moved away from home @ 19 n credit that with a lot of little steps i took in my life. I look at some of my friends n cousins who stayed at home nashangaa. Mtu amemaliza colle anakuomba pesa za pombe ama veve. Sio pesa za kujiendelesha, pesa za raha…

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My intent of not coming back was to hide the monster I had morphed into from my parents. Keg had only been introduced jug was cheap, I had helb and they paid fees. At first I could stay in the campus hostel and then move to a 5x4 with only a matress during the holidays. I answered their questions with faked attachment placement. My survival means then consisted of offloading cargo and other handy tasks. I can’t lie of being business minded then.

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