How does it feel ukibinjiwa dem na sahio uko hapo umelewa as fuck. Hii ilinikuta and it marked the end of a longtime comradeship.
A while back nikiwa bado kijana, we had this annual event dubbed bikathon organized by Uvumbuzi club (not sure kama bado ina exist). Basically ilikuwa ku ride bike from Nairobi to Magadi. Once in Magadi we would enjoy swimming or playing in the water in the hot afternoon sun depending on u.pro wa mtu kwa maji. There was always plenty of nyama choma, booze, dance na mkatiano. Jioni ikifika we would all head to the Flamingo club, a short distance away for an all night party.
So on this fine July morning, a sato, we all converged at Impala club along Ngong road for the event, all psyched up and ready for a long fun filled weekend. Since my squad was not part of any cycling team, we had to give an helping hand as support staff. Kupeana maji, juice na kadhalika plus ku psyche the cyclist along the way.
After getting the supplies and being assigned a check point to man, we set on our way so as to be in place before the first cyclist afike. Our check point was at corner baridi. Kufika hapo we found another small group that was already there so we teamed up with them and got down to business. Among them was this beautiful chic na ma.dimples zingine wazimu that I couldn’t help but lust for.
Roho juu I struck a conversation na yeye kimchezo mchezo tu ikaingiana and by the time the first biker alifika hapo kwa check point ungedhani she had been my chic forever.
FFWD after the last cyclist kupita tukadandia bus and followed the pack mpaka Magadi. By 2pm everyone was there na party ikaanza. Kawaida sijui kuswim but I was among the first kuingia swimo na hio time yote singethubutu kutoka shallow end. Dem naye ni swimmer so alijibamba kila corner ya hio pool. Sasa shida ikahappen boy wangu Davie anajua kuswim and whenever dem akienda deep end anamfuata. Kidogo naona wanaanza ku hug.iana huko.
Nikaita dem atoke kwa hio pool tuende kwa restaurant ku order food na drinks which I paid for. After kusosi nikakuta Davie na kum.warn juu ya huyo dem, akae akijua ni wangu alone, so akae mbali. He was apologetic, hio mambo tukamaliza kumbe I was wrong. Mimi na dem tukajitupa kona yetu, story na drinks zikaendelea kushika all this time dem amecheka yake yote. I always have a way with them girls and I know the kind of hekayas they like though 70% huwa ni uwongo.
Jioni kufika we all set for Flamingo club kukula ngoma, pombe na uroda mpaka chee. I had to pay for a tent as I knew it would come in handy. Nilikuwa nimeangukia nyap and as sure as hell ilikuwa ni lazima niikule. After paying and identifying our tent tukarudi kujibamba na crew.
Davie akatujoin na mzinga ya smirnoff, kidogo akatoa idea ya kifala ati tupige hio smirnoff dry tuone who could drink more bila kubleki. Ile kiherere ya kutaka kujionyesha nikajichocha nikaanza. Huku mimi napiga ma bottoms up nikiongeza, Davie naye anacheza safe. Vile zilianza kushika nikaskia hapana, nikadai kuenda kutuliza kiasi. Tukapelekana na dem mpaka kwa tent. Nakumbuka nikiingia na kujiseti down na manzi akilala hapo kando yangu alafu nikachew blackout. It was a game well planned and executed. Kumbe mboy aliniwakisha ku eliminate compe na manzi naye ni ng’ombe ikaingiana tu. Yenyewe madem wakambodia na hii roho yao safi, mhh!
Kujiskia morning napata Davie na dem wamelala hapo kando yangu sahio wamekunjana na nguo zao ziko hapo karibu kwa mlango. Nikajua tu nimemangiwa dem live live kwanza dry fry. Niliamsha Davie na mablow hazijuani nikam knock cold, dem naye kuanza manduru nikamkamata slap na sweep, nikaacha wote wawili wakiwa ndethe hapo chini. Ilibidi niondokee hio noma, nikahitch lift from some early risers and by 8 nilikuwa Nairobi. Went straight kejani kutuliza hasira.
Kufika afte nikaskia kunabishwa, kucheki ni Davie na huyo mdem wamekam kuji explain ati sio vile nilikuwa nafikiria … seriously. Dem tried a couple more times kujileta na kujitetea hapo nikaona chance ya ku make it even. Invited her kwa bed, romance kiasi nikamvua nguo zote bila resistance, nikampiga finger mara moja tu halafu nikaambia yeye abebe nguo zake ajitoe, mimi hapana tambua meffi nikarusha yeye nje. Yaani nikatie, nilipie tent na food alafu nibinjiwe dem, aiih! Kwani walinibeba aje?
Kama ni wewe, how would you have reacted in a similar situation. Nangoja majibu na umama pia inawesa letwa.
