When she wants to be the official MWK

Okwonkwo

Village Chief
#1
Niaje wadau.
Mko poa? Hapo sawa.

Kuna hii kunguru nilikutana nayo during my usual Bird watching sessions out in the wild.

Let's call her Mueni, coz she's a Cambodian.

So Mueni and I clicked, chit chat and numbers were exhanged.

Things got hot and she fell for my charms. Akawa anadai serious relationship.

Nikaona hapa itakuwa tricky sana. Nikakumbuka vile mhenga @incognitus alisema - make it clear in the beginning that you are married.

I told Mueni that am married. And a relationship with her is ruled out. Akasema wacha afikirie.

Next day kunguru ya Tala ananiambia she has thought of the issue and she has made a decision.

she has decided to call off the not yet consummated affair, I thought to myself.

Shock on me though!

Mueni said she wants to be my side chick. And if I have any other chick on the side niwachane nao!!!

I smiled while also worried about this new development. Nikamjibu nikamwambia sawa babe, you are the only one I have.

Kila siku ananiuliza naendea slices lini, namshow achill tu kazi imenishika kiasi.

Sasa wakubwa, mshawai kujipata situation kama hii?
 

Rauchen

Village Elder
#16
I know a chic whose a side chic to an older man(sponsor) . The old man pays her rent and visits her occasionally but the proverbial paka akiondoka panya utawala...kuna a young boy mwenye ushinda kwa hio nyumba and only ventures out when sponsor is about to visit the lady. I guess sponsor calls the chic before visiting coz hii ninja youngin haijawai kamatwa.
 

Energizer

Village Elder
#17
I know a chic whose a side chic to an older man(sponsor) . The old man pays her rent and visits her occasionally but the proverbial paka akiondoka panya utawala...kuna a young boy mwenye ushinda kwa hio nyumba and only ventures out when sponsor is about to visit the lady. I guess sponsor calls the chic before visiting coz hii ninja youngin haijawai kamatwa.
Siku moja miti yote ita teleza...atajua hajui
 

Koolibah

Village Sponsor
#18
I know a chic whose a side chic to an older man(sponsor) . The old man pays her rent and visits her occasionally but the proverbial paka akiondoka panya utawala...kuna a young boy mwenye ushinda kwa hio nyumba and only ventures out when sponsor is about to visit the lady. I guess sponsor calls the chic before visiting coz hii ninja youngin haijawai kamatwa.
Huyo kijana ni dume suruali, a leech
 
M

Miss Finest Wine

Guest
#20
daktari..@Luther12... Okwonkwo ametu-show...he is on the prowl. Anatafuta mtu/watu. And he says he is married. The more I read KTalk, the more I hate the idea of being married.

Having said that, I have been meaning to comment on some thread about that morning pill. I had never heard about it. Nilisoma hapa. I do not think it is provided hia.
 

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