When you go on a revenge mission, dig two graves!!

Sex & Relationships
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Sister-in-law ni drama queen.

The husband was cheating with this very hot slay queen from Eger town campus. They had a very bitter confrontation in April… she packed stuff and left Naks back to her parents in the land of lots of cabbages and warus, Nyandarua… So we intervened and sorted out the mess, I told the guy afanyange hivi vitu kisnipper, navy seal manenoz sio fwaaaa…

So they lived happily ever after… NOT!

Kumbe this melodramatic mama had plans… Now there is this reckless doctor from their shaggz, kind of a distant cousin hivi ( prolly 2nd cousin that family tree yao sielewangi) So the Doc is Randy and is strongly suspected to be HIV +.

Guy is in his late 30s… around 38 hivi but never married. Got lanyes, kungurus and slay queens everywhere. He is so reckless… His friends and family are sure he is positive.

So the lady decides to sort out issue ya Yule slay wa the husband chini ya maji. By secretly hooking up the good ol Doc with her. All she had to do was give the Doc all her numbers and some photos too.

The doc ni Yule msee, hachelewangi… alitupa ndwano na akachomimoa slay queen by June… so they have been fwakin!!

Juzi juzi tu mama watoto is telling “Babe kuna shida” I’m like “nini tena?” “Siz ako na stress”

I had to sit up and listen. Kumbe the the hubby took my advice and went Kisnipper and continued with the slay… sasa the sister-in-law is worried they might be infected coz the Doc was chewing her too…

I have told them waende wapimwe tu! :D:D:D:D

In conclusion, when you go on a revenge mission dig two graves!! Na wamama wawache hii mambo ya monopolizing men!!

Ni nayo tu kwa sasa

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Nipee hio leso priss.

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Siwezi Keti chini mimi mwanaume mzima nianze kusoma hii mushene ya wamama. Turn in your balls at the sex change department bloody idiot.

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Hekaya safi. Bakia sketch ya Sister-in-Law na Thermal signature ya hako ka-slay queen. Na watu waache kukulana kavu bila mpango.

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Salon imedunguliwa late leo :D:D:D:D:D

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Pick your lesso already!

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The number of times this has been recycled ! Makanika mureffi ita committee ya gunia hall of fame uchore huyu.

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ni mimi tu nakumbuka hii heka ilikuwa hapa @Ice_Cube ?

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Mtu si bibi mbona unyandue bila CD? Gonorrhoea is becoming more resistant to Antibiotics till CDC is worried and guys are still going raw. Hata kama Dry fry huwa tamu wacha tu ikae.

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I think I do time travel because I am sure I read a similar thread in this village some time back

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cunt relate

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ata sijaelewa ni nini inafanyika hapa. So yhe woman decided to fuck the Doc knowing too well he is positive ama nini??

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@OddGuy your hekaya is just as odd

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Hii

Hii ni hekaya tu,@Icecube fanya csi hapa,tupe link ya hi hekaya.

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Leta sketch hata kama ni logo ya Eger uni,otherwise lala salama Bi. Mswafari.

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Fact ni kwamba if your KIKUYU woman busts you cheating she will pretend to have moved on but either cheat for revenge or kill you

FACT

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This is why I say most nyeuthis are basically monkeys in disguise. One intelligent one pens a hekaya, and the other 99.9% live their lives retelling it…

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Umbwa Malaya ghassia takataka

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Hii tuliona lini?

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:D:D