When you have a good weekend and forget to hide the effidence.

[Baby_Panay]

Apparently the man got killer bjs from a mbish that wears colored lipstick but obviously forgot to clean up.

Cc: Múkuru wa Zukabaga.
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[captain_obvious]

Na vile huyo Mercy Joe ako na mattercore swafi? Wanaume tunataka nini jamaneni?
Lakini niliskia ata Jay-Z pia huchoka na coomer ya Beyonce samtaims, inabidi aende kwa Becky with the good hair.

[Mimi_Huwa_Namwaga_Nd]

Mwanaume ni kubadilisha diet akipata chance!

[stunner]

@captain obvious

Na vile huyo Mercy Joe ako na mattercore swafi? Wanaume tunataka nini jamaneni?
Lakini niliskia ata Jay-Z pia huchoka na coomer ya Beyonce samtaims, inabidi aende kwa Becky with the good hair.

Wapi hiyo mateecore ya Mercy Joe tuone…

[captain_obvious]

@stunner

Wapi hiyo mateecore ya Mercy Joe tuone…

Cheki vile pandy imejichora hapo. Siwesmind akikuja tukemee bwanake pamoja.
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[Kihii_Kiaganu]

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[LePhilosopher]

@captain obvious

Na vile huyo Mercy Joe ako na mattercore swafi? Wanaume tunataka nini jamaneni?
Lakini niliskia ata Jay-Z pia huchoka na coomer ya Beyonce samtaims, inabidi aende kwa Becky with the good hair.

Men are not wired to be monogamous. It’s just unnatural and we can’t help it. It’s like blaming women for having periods when the stuff is not in their control. We’re animals that want to mate and spread our seeds to every desirable female.

[system]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Day made !

[Kigui]

If you visit a friend hapo kwa lab, it’s possible to get that kind of a stain. You can be sure PM anajua Mimi Niko na marafiki ambao ni headmasters, dagitari, chemists na wengineo.

[Tia_Dalma]

@MadPhilosopher

Men are not wired to be monogamous. It’s just unnatural and we can’t help it. It’s like blaming women for having periods when the stuff is not in their control. We’re animals that want to mate and spread our seeds to every desirable female.

The mzungu came and lied to just one stupid generation (the born 1900-1980). Hawa watu ndio wakiona meantime mmoja, msichana mmoja.
Other things this generation did:

• closed there eyes in prayer, while the white man screwed his wife + stole his land.

[steve_mmoja]

Angesema hiyo longi si yake.

[system]

@Tia Dalma

The mzungu came and lied to just one stupid generation (the born 1900-1980). Hawa watu ndio wakiona meantime mmoja, msichana mmoja.
Other things this generation did:

• closed there eyes in prayer, while the white man screwed his wife + stole his land.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[bouss]

Some hoes will set you up hata kama hujakula vitu. The moment anajua she is not able to milk you anakupaka lipstick makusudi.

[MBOMB]

Am still trying to fathom mau ikipaka rangi…some excuses are just ridiculous but as a man you stick to your story…Am sure he has coached witnesses (his boys) to corroborate his claim.Now the woman on the other hand will let it slide but will never forget…this is her “give him the shits card” for a very long time.

[gashwin]

@captain obvious

Na vile huyo Mercy Joe ako na mattercore swafi?

Pengine hajui/hapendi kunyonya.

[Ice_Cube]

:D:D

[MarkMarco]

:D:D:D:D Kali hii

[HABILIS]

Kilimani is full of biatxh attention seekers, hio post ni ya kupata likes, she prolly put the mark and took the photo.

[khakeni]

@Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii

Mwanaume ni kubadilisha diet akipata chance!

Sio wanaume tu. because hiyo diet anabadilisha na mwanamke.

[magreb]

@bouss

Some hoes will set you up hata kama hujakula vitu. The moment anajua she is not able to milk you anakupaka lipstick makusudi.

Kuna Kikuyu kunguru iliniwacha na love bites kwa shingo na kifua after kukataa kumtomba.