Before you tell me to Keti pale, read this first…
I am 34 years today. An age according to my mama is beyond African age for marriage. Every visit to my deep Murang’a home to see my aging parents comes with a stern reminder that I shouldn’t be in that age and single.
To start with, I am a Perfectionist. When I do something, I dedicate my all and do it in the perfect way possible. Be it tasks that women perfects e.g. cleaning, cooking, neatness, I do my best. I have also managed to do a lot for myself e.g. have my own house, rental income, a good side business, a good car, just to mention a few.
I have been looking for a lady to marry, to reduce chances of being cursed by my sickly mum, who even in her hospital bed, cant forget to ask me if I have come with muhiki (a potential wife). Problem is, I want a woman who has it all; God fearing, a good cook, neat, with brains, beautiful , with a promising job (hii Nyairofi its suicidal to depend on an income from one family member, this, she can help with recurrent expenditure as concentrate in growing our empire), good hearted (very necessary incase my degree in fisiology is practiced and I require forgiveness), loving (someone who will not tire in treating me like a King), did I mention she must also be a lioness in bedroom matters? What I am trying to put across is, I want a woman who is wholly good.
I know I am a good lover. This can be attested to the fact that all ladies I have dated have ended up being so hurt by me stopping the relationship. I mean, if you don’t meet the above qualifications, why should I keep you? Don’t we keep what we yearn for?
Now, the woman described above is not in the society, or rather, I have never met her. I know she is somewhere but we have never met. Those who are in perfect marriages, where can I get such a woman? I have searched in places where I thought she camps i.e in church (worst idea) and got disappointed. I have tried clubs with hope of taming the lass but it ended up being worse. Yaani, I have searched and searched but time is running out…… Or am I chasing the wind?