I heard someone mention my name and that of Boniface. Now, that story was hekaya, so nobody should use it to label me homo.
I also heard that our very own @FieldMarshal CouchP has been ejaculating rusty cum and shitting grey poop. Pole boss, that is what is called old age.
Am also told that some bishes in Nyiri have been vandalizing their men’s transformers. That is gold- those men deserve it. What is the purpose of a dick anyway if it cant screw a woman? Washa wachinjwo.
@kabuda also made a confession, it terribly backfired and to save face and to let the heat cool off, he created an imaginary transcontinental journey. In his head, he’s now somewhere between the border of France and Spain.