White Woman Blames "Coffee" For Black Baby


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On Friday night in South Florida at the SF Baptist Hospital 22-year-old white woman, Annie Cockledoo gave birth to a beautiful baby boy weighing in at 4.6kg.


Local news picked up on the story, in an exclusive interview Annie’s husband, also white, said he was overjoyed to be a father, in an interview he told Faux News:
“When the doctors placed my newborn son in my arms I was pretty shocked to see I was holding a colored child. I asked Annie to explain herself, I mean, I’m not racist, the color of his skin doesn’t bother me at all but I had to get it straight in my mind so I asked her if she cheated on me.”
Annie’s answer? “I didn’t cheat, he came out colored because all you drink is that damn coffee, no milk, no sugar, you never drink anything else. It has to be the coffee”

The husband, who does drink a lot of coffee, double roast espresso to be precise claimed that he felt guilty for doubting his wife.
“We’ve been married for 8 months which is a long time for me. It’s true, I do like my coffee. I drink the strong stuff all day long and i think she’s right. I don’t see the need for a paternity test.”
Mrs Cockledoo declined to be interviewed.



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It is now the turn of a Nigerian woman to explain here case: :p

When Angela Ihegboro first saw her newborn daughter, she was “speechless.”
“She’s a miracle baby,” the 35-year-old mother said yesterday. “But still, what on Earth happened here?”
What happened is that baby Nmachi is a blond, blue-eyed white baby born to two black Nigerian immigrant parents at a London hospital.


“The first thing I said was, ‘What the flip?’ ” said the father, Ben Ihegboro. “We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages — not saying anything.”
He quickly sought to dispel any speculation.
“Of course she is mine. My wife is true to me,” the 44-year-old customer service adviser said. “Even if she hadn’t been, the baby still wouldn’t look like that.”
Genetics experts don’t believe in miracles, but they didn’t have any simple answers to the mystery of baby Nmachi. Instead, they offered three theories:
  • She’s the result of a gene mutation unique to her. If that is the case, Nmachi would pass the gene to her children — and they, too, would likely be white.
  • She’s the product of long-dormant white genes, passed on to her by her parents, that might have been carried by their predecessors for generations without surfacing until now.
  • While doctors have said Nmachi is not an outright albino or lacking in all pigment, they added that the child may have some kind of mutated version of the genetic condition — and that her skin could darken over time.