Who can remember this horny k-listress..??

There’s this naive kamba chic who was so generous with her ikuss, alikulwa na wasee kadhaa hiyo kijiji if only you proved to her you had a few pocket change to spend on her. The pioneer alikuwa a 57 year old kao dude who came all the way from Netherlands for the ferk, but was HUGELY disappointed and even put up several posts to vent his disappointment.

Clue:

It was after the bash held at the Red Carpet when this chic blacked out and then a certain klister offered to pay for her cab home. Msee kumbe alichukua number ya jamaa wa taxi aka mcall baadaye akamshow amngojee somewhere in town.

Alienda akakula vitu kwa lodging fulani pale Park Road mpaka the following day at noon na aka wacha hapo na 100shs ya kumfikisha pipeline estate.

That was her last day in klist though at times I suspect she’s here. She later on courted some shags modo kao dude who was her colleague at work (a parastatal) and forced a wedding before msee akule vitu. I can imagine Ile Okavango Valley alikutana nayo katikati ya hiizo miguu.

1,000 Kshs to the correct guess.

Beatrice

forrowing :D:D:D

Eish Kush, umekuja teke, wewe pia ulicheza hiyo owanjo ya Yokohama, the description is brief yet you come with a very concrete answer

1000 ni kidogo sana kwangu omwami. Hio hata haiwezi fuel gari yangu around town. Actually hakuna kitu 1000 bob inaweza ninunulia. Lunch siku izi nakula hapa big square pork chops na chipo pekee ni 1700. Labda inilipie private parking ya 500 juu per hour ni 50bob na napark for 10 hours hivi. Labda kwa shoe shiner lakini sikuizi tulinunua automatic shoe polishing machine tukaweka kwa entrance. Perhaps ninunue airtime but hata postpay yangu simalizi plus niko na internet kwa nyumba. Labda nilipe lanye nikamue…but sikuizi brothel iko Lavington dem pekee ni 4k room ni 3k. Na pia niliachana na lanye sikuizi. Aki sijui nifanyie nini 1k. Labda uniambie.

Pendo or Kaswii.

Jaruo uko na maringo mingi saaaana!

Her name here starts with a C and ends with an E. And it’s a name with less than six letters.

Si maringo ni ukweli, wacha aongeze pesa. @shoti_mzito is an employer and I know anaweza fika 5k bila shida. Private parking nilianza after nilipata jamaa amengangana kungoa wiper ya nyuma kwa hizi parking za kanjo. Electric shoe polishing machine tulinunua coz hapo kwetu mtu anatembea sana kabla upate jamaa wa kupolish. Lazma ufike karibu GPO. Chakula ya BigSquare ni tamu aki. So lunch tunajibondaga apo coz wako na mpaka starters + desserts. Plus kaa uko busy order zinacome kwa ofisi haraka sana. Postpay is cheaper than pre if you make lots if calls plus iko na offer mingi sana. Hizi vitu nmefanya over time trying to make best decisions ndio kazi iendelee vipoa

The good old times, hiyo mizee ya Holland ilenda wapi?

Zii, huyu ni manzi wa juzi hii kijiji

Si ujilipe tu basi uwache kujisumbua na hii post?

My friend umehata kidooooooogo tu…

Definitely not, Cutie was a shiny eye from BuruBuru just for your information…

Most likely cremated, he’d be in his 70’s by now. But huyo maraya alikula ganji yake mingi sana Kim hezo tu. I don’t know why she never built a mansion, but those are Kao’s for you…

I can see the sewer rat is still around

And what happened to that pendo mkamba

That was my best try.

Second guess ni Kimberly, Kasminie or something juu hio jina ilikua inaaza na letter K.

Jakenya a.k.a. Housefly is a big flyer nowadays. A big time GOK consultant in matters agriculture. He used to get toast mafuta from one Supudon from Mombasa

I don’t know, most likely happily married

Shhhhhh… Her name was PLM, but don’t tell anyone…

kasmall was the only edible kao in that village

I thought Beatrice passed on.

Hio kasmall ndio nilikua najaribu kukumbuka.

That was BB.

yeah the one who passed on in SA