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Who, eva get these fawkin sms's ?

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gashwin

Village Chief
#4
first time they woke me from sleep in the morning with: "I have been admiring you but did not know how to tell you...". it troubled me most of the day until i sent 30 bob only to get the name of a jifisi....i got wise.
 
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nairobilay

Village Sponsor
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first time they woke me from sleep in the morning with: "I have been admiring you but did not know how to tell you...". it troubled me most of the day until i sent 30 bob only to get the name of a jifisi....i got wise.
I got that one. Ilianzia na "Hae....." and every word was capitalized. My reply was a lesson in grammar in and spelling and capped if off telling them to go suck a gonorrheal d*ck
 

Web Dev

Village Elder
#7
People are naive, dem anatumiwa sms ati kichwa ya parent itakatwa atume doh. Alianza za cid etc doh ilitumika. The time nliskia after nlicheka yote.
 
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Pseudonyms

Village Elder
#8
The best effort yenye unaeza gongwa ni hii:

"Hio pesa tuma kwa hii namba sio hio ingine."

Kama mlikuwa na deal na msee unabaki kujiongelesha.
 

Niititini

Village Elder
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The best effort yenye unaeza gongwa ni hii:

"Hio pesa tuma kwa hii namba sio hio ingine."

Kama mlikuwa na deal na msee unabaki kujiongelesha.
I fell for this crap baana. I was to send some money to a cousin of mine in Colle then out of nowhere came this Text. Juu ya kutofikiria kwanza i call her, nikatuma chap chap.. After 30min naona cuzo anaflash. Kucall back ananishow she didn't sms kitu ka hiyo.. Hapo ndio nakajua nimechezwa..
 
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