Who, eva get these fawkin sms's ?

Mpenzi wako ako na nia mbaya sana na wewe…(Kamiti express)

nimepata 2 in the last 4 months,i give those guys an A for effort

got that text about à month ago and ignored it

first time they woke me from sleep in the morning with: “I have been admiring you but did not know how to tell you…”. it troubled me most of the day until i sent 30 bob only to get the name of a jifisi…i got wise.

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I got that one. Ilianzia na “Hae…” and every word was capitalized. My reply was a lesson in grammar in and spelling and capped if off telling them to go suck a gonorrheal dick

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Nilikuambia ukam nai nikupe dadangu

People are naive, dem anatumiwa sms ati kichwa ya parent itakatwa atume doh. Alianza za cid etc doh ilitumika. The time nliskia after nlicheka yote.

The best effort yenye unaeza gongwa ni hii:

“Hio pesa tuma kwa hii namba sio hio ingine.”

Kama mlikuwa na deal na msee unabaki kujiongelesha.

A random number sends a threatening sms against your kin.blackmail is you pay ama they kill one of them. Umeget?

Hehehe. Unakatiwa na uweskamau na hujui

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Haha @uweskamau Alert!

nani anataka kukutenganisha wewe na grace?

http://i.imgur.com/1U13CTA.png

hahaha got it too thought ni poko fulani nilikataa kulipa alinipeleka kwa mganga

I fell for this crap baana. I was to send some money to a cousin of mine in Colle then out of nowhere came this Text. Juu ya kutofikiria kwanza i call her, nikatuma chap chap… After 30min naona cuzo anaflash. Kucall back ananishow she didn’t sms kitu ka hiyo… Hapo ndio nakajua nimechezwa…

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hiyo ndio con game nowadays… i alaways prefer to call before nitume