Hii day ikahappen nmeangukia huyu manzi, Njoki, a long time wanking model wangu in the neighbourhood. I always had the chance to snoop on her everytime she visited her aunt. So this day nliwai chance ya kumkuta live kwa keja as I was pretty sure the aunt was not home. Nkapata akona ka niece kake, katoi kadogo hivi kwa keja.
The miniskirt she was wearing and her yerro yerro thaais on display gave me an instant boner. Roho juu nkamkuta na riba za ufala akaingiana box. I guess she also had feelings for me ama alikuwa easy going, whichever the case I cunt blame her. They always find me irresistible donno why.
To remove the kid from the equation, nkamzubaisha na maindi chemsha nlikuwa nasos ndo akacheze nje na mi nibinjane chapchap nijiondoe. Katoi kujitoa sisi hao tukajichoma kitchen which doubled up as a spare bedroom where the gal used to sleep whenever amevisit. Nka settle down to the main agenda of the moment, no time wasting kwa keja ya wenyewe. The only romance nlikuwa natambua hizo siku ni kudara tu nipples adi zinyonji poa while natumbukiza kidole na kuchokora nyash kiasi. The slightest sign ya wetness nlikuwa game. Lucky for me huyu alikuwa chemichemi ya maji by default so I dint have kutry sana. The mere thought of what my magical mucakwe would do to her was enuff to set her up for the mchwadano that was coming her way.
Maindi kuisha mtoi kumbaff akarudi kudai ingine na hapo akapata kijana ya Njoroge anasweat ju ya antie yake. The kid walks right in saile ka game ndo kanaanza kushika na antie yake is already panting and innocenty looking perplexed asks, “uncle … kwanini umelalia antie?” She then walks away. How do you even respond to that. Why Njoki dint lock the kitchen door sijui, anyways a situation was at hand and we had to deal with it. Ikabidi mission iwe aborted.
Nshang’ara nachora kutoka, kukagongwa hodi kwa main door, kale kajunia kashafungua na kuwika, “mum … anko na anti wako huko ndani nikama wanapigana”. Dem akasema huyo ni aunt yake nkama amerudi mapema.
Kuskia footsteps towards the kitchen/bedroom, the only place to take cover ilikuwa ni chini ya hio bed, nkajichoma chwa na kujiseti nyuma ya mabox kadha zimejazwa njumu. Dem akapigishwa makelele na maswali mob, sahio ‘anko’ Kush yuko chini ya kitanda anapambana na hali yake. I was afraid she would give in but she turned out kuwa manzi sugu.
So mama akaenda sitting room shingo upande but dem aliambiwa ajue poa kesi haijaisha, sijui walimalizana aje badae. Anyways nlikaa pale for quite sometime with no Njoki around as she was busy trying to zubaisha the aunt ndo nchomoke. Now shida ndo zilikuwa zinaanza ku gain momentum. Mkojo ndo hio imenikwachu chini ya bed, inadai kutoka na siwes toka kwa hiyo room. Scaning the vicinity hakuna hata chupa ya kujaza. My only option was to open the window and water the earth.
Design ya kitchen was an after thought, made from mabati na dirisha ni ya mbao while the main house ilikuwa ya mawe. It was in such a way that the back exterior wall served as part of the fence to the next mbuloti. Nkafungua kandirisha kiasi tu na kuwachilia mkojo mdogo mdogo, nafeel ile relief kidogo mujamaa ndo huyo akaanza kuteta huko nyuma. Hehe … nlikuwa nmeosha jakipara fulani hapo chini ya window bila huruma. Apparently the open minded guy alikuwa amejiseti hapo akisoma gazeti. Akaanza shouting and things moved south very fast.
What started as a make me feel good session ended with me looking for an escape route ambayo was nowhere in sight. Jakipara ako hapo nyuma ya keja anadai amekojolewa na lazima anyoroshe mtu na mama mwenye keja yuko kwa sitting room probably planning vile ataweed out the unknown intruder who as per her talking, was convinced bado yuko hapo ndani. From hio kelele ya @Baba Ochi huko nyuma mama akaingia kitchen tena to thorough check kama kweli the so called ‘anko’ hayuko ndani. I was doing ok chini ya bed until kapanya kakaingia kwa trao. Mi kutingisha bed kapanya kaka chomoka na madha naye aka tense akatoka mbio akipiga nduru. Jakipara akaamua kuzunguka akuje ndani ya mbuloti. Kijana ya Njoro had to think fast ju kesi ka hizi haziishagi poa.
The answer was right there before me. Dirisha was open to the mbuloti ya nyuma na jakipara was on his way to the other side to teach some chyeth a lesson. I just had to be careful not to create unnecessary commotion nkihepa. I managed to sneak through the window and into the other side but my masaibu was not over. While tiptoing to freedom just around the corner nkapata ka shepart kako juu ya siesta kwa leash hapo nje kakaanza commotion, thinking ni mchezo ikang’oa anchor ya chain na kunikuta juu ya mbio. Somehow nka dandia fence in time before inifikie. Coincidentally as the shepart was coming towards me the chain got entangled kwa junks fulani hapo ikapigwa lock before inishike. It’s like the gods were still with me afterall. That was a vvv close shave.
I know it dint end well for Njoki as I never saw her inadi area again adi nkahama a few months later, na the mmama used to give me that stupid look whenever we met huko kwa roady.
The only achievements I made that day was ku thrust the nyash a couple of times bila kukwom na kukojolea open mind ya mujamaa, otherwise maindi chemsha yangu mtoi alisos, nguo zangu zikachafuka, nkavunja screen ya motorola yangu nkiji squeeze chini ya bed and finally kurudi mancave na ma blueballs @Wakanyama style
‘Fantastic’ hekaya