Why I Got Divorced

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Village Elder
Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday.

My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids.

I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my
office, my secretary said,

"Happy birthday, boss!"

I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.

We went there and she said,
"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay," I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling "SURPRISE!!!", while I was waiting on the sofa...




Village Chief
Let me also recycle one from the early days of the Internet.

'A farmer was out mowing his lawn when his wife passed nearby. 'Hey, called out the farmer, your ass is almost as big as that grill over there.'
The wife was deeply offended but said nothing.
At night the farmer wanted to have some action and started sweet talking the wife who responded,'There's no way am firing up this huge grill for a tiny weeny sausage'.

End of the joke, endeni mfanye kazi, mpate pesa ya kulewa as you cheer your teams playing in a continent far away and who are not aware that you even exist. Blessed Saturday.
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