Why I Got Divorced

[PepoPunda]

Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday.

My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids.

I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my
office, my secretary said,

"Happy birthday, boss!"

I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.

We went there and she said,
"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay," I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling "SURPRISE!!!", while I was waiting on the sofa...

Naked.


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[Dunya]

Hiyo recycle ni pepo ya punda kweli

 

[kalel]

 

[Hash_Tag]

i would play along acting not surprised at all nikiwa ivo ivo tu uchi.

 

[Mathaais]

Hizi jokes za 1987 mnantoa wapi, nitatafute moja ya TB?

 

[kush yule mnono]

Hizi jokes za 1987 mnantoa wapi, nitatafute moja ya TB?

Inaitwa ma-senior villagers hukumbuka, zilizopendwa

 

[123tokambio]

Hata kama iko recycled.exe its still hilarious!!!!

 

[Mbo-I-kamiti]

That's a good one. I would just fart aloud and excuse myself

 

[kiLo-]

i would play along acting not surprised at all nikiwa ivo ivo tu uchi.

Hata mimi. Si amevaa birthday suit?

 

[MBOMB]

Poor boner...it must have got a heart attack and died.

 

[ngware]

It's worth recycling.

 

[Mathaais]

Let me also recycle one from the early days of the Internet.

'A farmer was out mowing his lawn when his wife passed nearby. 'Hey, called out the farmer, your ass is almost as big as that grill over there.'
The wife was deeply offended but said nothing.
At night the farmer wanted to have some action and started sweet talking the wife who responded,'There's no way am firing up this huge grill for a tiny weeny sausage'.

End of the joke, endeni mfanye kazi, mpate pesa ya kulewa as you cheer your teams playing in a continent far away and who are not aware that you even exist. Blessed Saturday.

 

[Mbo-I-kamiti]

endeni mfanye kazi, mpate pesa ya kulewa.

Have you had your share of the morning glory?
Ama ni same script different cast..

 

[123tokambio]

as you cheer your teams playing in a continent far away and who are not aware that you even exist. Blessed Saturday.

Hata AFC ingwe are not aware that I exist. And I have attended most of the matches. Any different?

 

[junkie]

kubaff

 

[Mathaais]

Hata AFC ingwe are not aware that I exist. And I have attended most of the matches. Any different?

There must be someone in ingwe who knows at least one of your friends or relatives, ok?

 

[Kidinyi]

kasia!

 

[kush yule mnono]

kasia!

Vyenye @Kidinyi amesema