Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my
office, my secretary said,
"Happy birthday, boss!"
I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said,
"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling "SURPRISE!!!", while I was waiting on the sofa...
Naked.
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Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my
office, my secretary said,
"Happy birthday, boss!"
I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said,
"Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling "SURPRISE!!!", while I was waiting on the sofa...
Naked.
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