Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.
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recycled second time in a row…
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We say “divorced Twice”
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Senior villager indeed
JAKENYA HUU UJINGA UJAWAI WACHA . UNAFANYA HATA BABA APOTEZE KURA.
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Asante kwa kuelimisha mimi…
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So this is Shadrack—mbwa wewe Jakenya…enda kufa jaluo hii…
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nina swali. of the divorce is four times in a row. elimisha mimi, hapo tutasema nini??
JIRANI NDIO HII ILE MBWA jakenya ILITUSUMBWA KLIST
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Hey relax your balls…Who the f*ck is Shadrack?
U say divorced x4
U say divorced x4
Huyo jamaa alikufungulia boot?
Haina chance hapa walai…
kalahari jokes!
enough has been said
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