Why I love being a woman and pray that I will never be a man

Sex & Relationships
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Being a woman is an amazing experience. So amazing that most sex change or transgender people are men who want to become women.

Not to bash men but their lives are boring. Absolutely boring compared to a woman’s life.

So what is it that I love so much about being a woman? Let’s start with what I don’t like, periods. PMS, mood swings and cramps. Don’t like that but I heard that it’s because of high testestrone and low estrogen.

Women menstrual cycles are like the 4 seasons Winter, Autumn, Spring and Summer. It also follows the phases of the moon. I think that is spectacular.

So what do I love about being a woman? Some things are difficult to enunciate. Words don’t do them justice. First of all lemme tell you how feminist I am. I am so feminist that anytime I wanna buy perfume, I am kind of a perfume addict, it’s so bad that I have an app about perfumes on my phone, before I buy any perfume I have to check if the votes are female, unisex or male. If most of the votes are male or unisex I don’t buy it no matter how much I like it. I don’t wear anything musculine. I don’t wear jeans and trousers. I don’t wear boyfriend jackets, I don’t wear shoes that a man can wear like brogues, even my sports shoes are feminine, no man can get away with wearing them bcz the color and design is ultra feminine.

I love the fact that women are forgetful, that’s why after going through hell to give birth they go back and do it all over again but for men the trauma is indelible.

I love it that people who you don’t know from a can of paint will tell you their worst secrets. That you can go to a shop and if you meet another woman as an owner of the store, yall can get to talking shop like life long friends. You can talk for hours, trade war stories and tips and tricks.

I love the fact that you can get away with murder bcz you are a woman, I’ve lost count of how many times I have committed a traffic offense and the money hungry traffic cops just let me off the hook only because I am a woman.

I love it that chocolate, flowers and shopping can pick me up outta any funk. I love it that nobody will ever tell you that you have too many shoes, too many clothes, too much anything bcz well it’s women’s nature. A woman in a mall is like a kid in Disney land. Can’t even tell what time it is.

I love it that I can figure out a way to get what I want really fast and I never give up or see any obstacle as insurmountable. It only makes me become more creative.

I love it that it’s easy for God to acess my heart than a man’s heart. I love that I have a soft heart and compassion. Anytime I see a homeless street kid, my heart sinks. I commiserate with my friends when they are going through tough times. I care about others. Which isn’t the Forte of men.

I love it that most true crime maniacs like me are women and they don’t find it weird or morbid that someone can love true crime and be obsessed with it bcz well they love true crime and can’t get enough of it for no apparent reasons.

I love being a woman bcz people are more than willing to help you if you are a woman when they wouldn’t spare a man a second glance. Even thugs are alot more sympathetic to women.

You can look like a completely different person with makeup, a change of hairstyle and wardrobe.

Kids just gravitate towards you naturally. You can get a kid to stop fussing faster than any man. Everyone adores their mom. Or anyone who takes the role of a mom in their lives.

You can have really unconventional hobbies like collecting tupperware and crocheting and nobody will shame you for it. Or even football. If a man loves soap operas and his fellow men find out he will never hear the end of it.

What did I forget?

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Have you ever heard a woman become a man? Maybe the other way round. Ghaseer tucker tucker nonsense thread.

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Makena niaje?

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Sadly you reek of dick envy ! All you ever do is post 1000 times of cherry picked stories of the horrors done by men , why don’t you enjoy your life as a female and just let us poor creatures be !
It’s not our fault you were born in the wrong body but continue telling yourself what you want to hear if it gives you sleep !

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Well you do realize that those people making you to love being a woman are men. If you would have been thrown in a world of women only, there would have been no special treatment.

You also realize that the work of feminists is to destroy the nature of society. I mean women have always been treated special, protected throughout since humanity began in all races, ethnicity etc. But that is slowly changing with gender equality

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What is there to envy? Men have shorter life span by 10 years on average.

Men are 99% of criminals and murderers and rapists. If men disappear we have to close police stations, courts and jails.

Men are 99% of the workforce in the most dangerous jobs

Men are the last to be rescued incase a disaster occurs

Men are even more affected by Corona and have died more

Men once they catch HIV die sooner than women

Men live more wreck less life and die more from dare devil acts

Men drink and smoke and are more promiscuous than women

Do you want me to continue? I don’t see anything to envy in men. As you are aware good news isn’t news, 3 quarters of news is bad. Furthermore I follow true crime ardently so I get to know more about criminal activity than an average person.

If there’s reincarnation I always say may God not bring me back as a man, men are evil. Currently the trending story is about a 4yo twin who was picked from his crib, molested, beaten and stabbed to death by an 18yo man. Less than a month ago another man picked a12 yr old boy off the street, molested him then shot him by God’s grace the boy did not die. Which woman will do this to a child?

Go to the Soto podcast, advocating for child first and count cases of children murders, who commits them more. I’m not cherry picking anything. That youtube channel belongs to a man so he’s not likely to be biased against men. I know it hurts your ego to realize that you are unworthy of envy much as patriarchy has told you otherwise all of your life.

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Your bias is showing. You are just mad bcz male privilege is being diminished by feminism. Women can go to school instead of being married off to old men at age 8 and being circumcised, women can become surgeons and space scientists. Women can vote and run for office. Women can own property. Women can drive though feminism is still fighting for this in Arab countries. Women can choose whether they want to get married and to who. Which wasn’t always the case. And still isn’t in some parts of Kenya and the world. The nature of society has always been rotten, from racism, to capitalism and sexism. The nature of society needs to be destroyed. If there were no people who tried to destroy the nature of society you would be a slave to white folk and your mother would have been illiterate. Women have never been treated special, men hate women and treat them like crap especially in intimate relationshits. Btw the privilege isn’t because of men. I have been let go by 2 female kanjo Askari after kumruka mataa. I got both my covishield jabs thanks to women medics. Even though I am in none of the phase 1 groups that is over 58, medics, security and teachers. You just assume that the people who let me go or assisted me are men bcz you are a male chauvinist and can’t imagine that there’s women who won’t nothing to do with masculinity to the point of even not wearing anything remotely masculine.

Actually the people who help others most are women. The people who have helped me most are women. If there were no men, women would come up with solutions for homeless people and society would be transformed into a safe place for everyone including the poor bcz women are not as selfish as men. I attend a church where we do street evangelism and street kids do come to service. 99.9999% of those who turn these kids life around are women…

There’s nothing wrong with gender equality my dear, it’s a good thing. It’s the reason why your mom and sisters and gfs are able to go to school, go to work, own property, get loans and enjoy so many things that were at one time a mirage and still are for many women. Read history and stop being ignorant about the role feminism plays in a sexist society and FYI even black lives matter was started by women bcz unlike men, women have compassion and empathy for the downtrodden and those who face injustice like blacks and women. Society is full of inequality and injustice. Is that the nature you want not to be destroyed? I thank God I am not a man because even paradise will be full of women. Being a man predisposes you to even end up in hell for eternity bcz men do not submit to God easily. Anyway, I love the men who add value to my life. The rest I feel nothing for them, one way or another, I just avoid them b4 they bring their toxic masculinity and male entitlement into my peaceful life and blow up my spot.

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weweee madam I’m not the one who broke your heart save this rant for him !

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Not bad but I would never want to be a woman in a thousand years. The worst negatives for being a woman. For me pregnancy, the whole menses thing, your bodies are more susceptible to health issues especially if you’re the type who lives the fast life etc. Btw these are what 99% of women go through, I didn’t add the perspective of a woman struggling with lack of money. Here you have abusive bosses, pervy makangas etc.

As a man I’m stronger, I’m strong willed, my voice is deeper, I’m a leader of the family and freedom (when I leave the house I don’t worry of the route I will use or who is behind me.) All these are innate, it is something I’m born with.

Now if a man is wealthy especially here in Africa…