While in high school, I used to sleep in full regalia. Sleep time was a case study in military dressing. I would sleep in my trouser with a t-shirt, sweater and socks with shoes just next to my bed reason being that I always wanted to be ever ready for any eventuality. Hii tabia niliendelea nayo mpaka ile time nilioa ndio nikaanza kulala ndethe.
Sasa balaa ikatokea wakati tulizaa mtoto na madam. Those who have small kids will relate. Team wahuni kaeni kando. You know babies don’t know how to sleep decently more so when sharing beds with their parents. Katoi mnaeza lala ukiamka asubuhi unakapata side ya miguu ya bed. Other times you wake up at night to start looking for the baby since kamepotelea kwa bed sheets. Na wanapenda kunyonya sana usiku. Saa ingine unashitukia kakiwa kwa usingizi kameshika kidole yako kananyonya kakifikiria ni matiti ya mama yake.
Sasa one night jamaa nimetoka ulevi zangu nikapata bibi na mtoto wamelala. Katoi saa hio kalikuwa kamesonga songa side ya chini ya bed. Sikutaka kuwasumbua. Kama kawaida yangu nikaoga na kulala ndethe vile nimezoea. As it happens when you are high, usingizi hushika mara moja. Kumbe hio siku mtoi alikuwa njaa sana. Sasa kwa zile harakati za kuzunguka kwa bed akitafuta matiti ya mama yake, kakaangukia mzee abdala and started to suckle away while crying. i guess she was wondering mbona maziwa haitoki leo… I was startled kwa usingizi nikashindwa what is!! And that , my brothers is how I stopped sleeping naked. That experience really traumatised me mpaka wa leo, none of my other children have ever slept in my bed. Mtoto alale kwa bed yake. Sipendangi ujinga.
Toothpick. If a nursing baby can fit your abdala in its mouth, kindly , from here forward donk check the male box. That’s a nipple you swing between your pee size balls
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