Why I will never date a Mzungu staying in Kenya (Part1)

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chap

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One day I was relaxing in my one bedroom apartment and then a text came through.... "Hi My name is Jessica Villions from Canada, currently in Kenya for a children's mission, I am 30 yrs old looking for a serious and honest relationship..."

So at first nikalenga text nikidhani kuwa maybe huyo ni Wanjiku flani anataka kunilaghai but with time hiyo text bothered me sana. I decide to call and to my amazement alikuwa mzungu, so we talked and by then she was in Lodwar. After talking alinishow ati mimi ni mdogo and asked if I could manage her. Mimi naye nikajichocha naweza. So as days went tulijuana poa and we exchanged love messages mainly asubuhi na
sometimes jioni.

With time huyu mzungu akasema anataka tukutane alafu tujadiliane kuhusu maneno ya watu wawili... so on that Friday she called me and told me she would be traveling to Nairobi from Lodwar very early Saturday morning to meet me. So hiyo sato alinipigia mapema at around 4:30AM kunishow ashatoka she's on here way. Mimi huyo nimefurahi, nikaruka kutoka bed na kupiga push ups 20 kwa floor. Morale, morale, morale, DFHM ndo fikra nilikuwa nazo.

At around 10AM that Saturday nikamcall inquiring penye amefika. Akashika simu na akanishow ati she ran into some situation she will call me later. So mimi nikaendelea ku relax tu. After 30 mins tena nikamcall akanishow ako kapenguria ati ameshikwa na the guy at the petrol station.

So she put that petrol guy on phone, huyo msee wa petrol akanishow ati huyu mzungu amemwekea petrol ya 6K kwa hiyo Land-cruiser Prado only for her kumtolea Master Card
instead of Cash. So akasema hapo ni kichaka they don't deal with master card, they only deal with Mpesa and Cash.
So huyu mzungu told me kama niko na doo nimtumie hiyo pesa ya petrol ili afike Kitale aende western union to withdraw cash before banks zifungwe because sato banks hufungwa mapema. I went to mpesa and sent her 6,500Ksh
To my surprise 5 minutes after sending her that cash she said ati she has accidentally forwarded it to a wrong number..... I really got annoyed because hiyo pesa nilimtumia was part of the rent. After 20 minutes she told me the MPESA agent has sorted the issue and the petrol guy has released her.

After an 1hr akanishow ati amefika Kitale but the banks were closed. So since gari yake ni fuel guzzler nimtumie another 6K ili afike Nairobi. I remember Alaine alikuwa anapiga show hapo canivore and she said she really wanted us to attend the concert. To convice me kumtumia that second 6K she told me she was planing to withdraw 170K for me to book a good hotel in Nairobi and she told me that she wanted
to invest in real estate in Kenya. By then it was already 6PM and I was feeling uncomfortable to send her another 6K since I had already spent half of the rent (6K) on her. So I told her wacha nipande shuttle hapo mfangano road nikuje kitale. She advice me that was unnecessary since from Nairobi to Kitale was to take me 8hrs, I should just trust her and send her the money after all she said those 6K were peanuts to her and she said she would refund me ten times
We argued and finally we agreed nipande gari niende kitale, so nikapanda gari at around 6:30PM nikatoka kuelekea kitale.....

(to be contined) the sad Part 2 soon coming
 

Smith_

Village Elder
#5
First question: how did she get your number? If you've never met b4, how also did she identify you as a potential love interest?
 

gapcrew

Village Elder
#14
One day I was relaxing in my one bedroom apartment and then a text came through.... "Hi My name is Jessica Villions from Canada, currently in Kenya for a children's mission, I am 30 yrs old looking for a serious and honest relationship..."

So at first nikalenga text nikidhani kuwa maybe huyo ni Wanjiku flani anataka kunilaghai but with time hiyo text bothered me sana. I decide to call and to my amazement alikuwa mzungu, so we talked and by then she was in Lodwar. After talking alinishow ati mimi ni mdogo and asked if I could manage her. Mimi naye nikajichocha naweza. So as days went tulijuana poa and we exchanged love messages mainly asubuhi na
sometimes jioni.

With time huyu mzungu akasema anataka tukutane alafu tujadiliane kuhusu maneno ya watu wawili... so on that Friday she called me and told me she would be traveling to Nairobi from Lodwar very early Saturday morning to meet me. So hiyo sato alinipigia mapema at around 4:30AM kunishow ashatoka she's on here way. Mimi huyo nimefurahi, nikaruka kutoka bed na kupiga push ups 20 kwa floor. Morale, morale, morale, DFHM ndo fikra nilikuwa nazo.

At around 10AM that Saturday nikamcall inquiring penye amefika. Akashika simu na akanishow ati she ran into some situation she will call me later. So mimi nikaendelea ku relax tu. After 30 mins tena nikamcall akanishow ako kapenguria ati ameshikwa na the guy at the petrol station.

So she put that petrol guy on phone, huyo msee wa petrol akanishow ati huyu mzungu amemwekea petrol ya 6K kwa hiyo Land-cruiser Prado only for her kumtolea Master Card
instead of Cash. So akasema hapo ni kichaka they don't deal with master card, they only deal with Mpesa and Cash.
So huyu mzungu told me kama niko na doo nimtumie hiyo pesa ya petrol ili afike Kitale aende western union to withdraw cash before banks zifungwe because sato banks hufungwa mapema. I went to mpesa and sent her 6,500Ksh
To my surprise 5 minutes after sending her that cash she said ati she has accidentally forwarded it to a wrong number..... I really got annoyed because hiyo pesa nilimtumia was part of the rent. After 20 minutes she told me the MPESA agent has sorted the issue and the petrol guy has released her.

After an 1hr akanishow ati amefika Kitale but the banks were closed. So since gari yake ni fuel guzzler nimtumie another 6K ili afike Nairobi. I remember Alaine alikuwa anapiga show hapo canivore and she said she really wanted us to attend the concert. To convice me kumtumia that second 6K she told me she was planing to withdraw 170K for me to book a good hotel in Nairobi and she told me that she wanted
to invest in real estate in Kenya. By then it was already 6PM and I was feeling uncomfortable to send her another 6K since I had already spent half of the rent (6K) on her. So I told her wacha nipande shuttle hapo mfangano road nikuje kitale. She advice me that was unnecessary since from Nairobi to Kitale was to take me 8hrs, I should just trust her and send her the money after all she said those 6K were peanuts to her and she said she would refund me ten times
We argued and finally we agreed nipande gari niende kitale, so nikapanda gari at around 6:30PM nikatoka kuelekea kitale.....

(to be contined) the sad Part 2 soon coming
One day I was relaxing in my one bedroom apartment and then a text came through.... "Hi My name is Jessica Villions from Canada, currently in Kenya for a children's mission, I am 30 yrs old looking for a serious and honest relationship..."

So at first nikalenga text nikidhani kuwa maybe huyo ni Wanjiku flani anataka kunilaghai but with time hiyo text bothered me sana. I decide to call and to my amazement alikuwa mzungu, so we talked and by then she was in Lodwar. After talking alinishow ati mimi ni mdogo and asked if I could manage her. Mimi naye nikajichocha naweza. So as days went tulijuana poa and we exchanged love messages mainly asubuhi na
sometimes jioni.

With time huyu mzungu akasema anataka tukutane alafu tujadiliane kuhusu maneno ya watu wawili... so on that Friday she called me and told me she would be traveling to Nairobi from Lodwar very early Saturday morning to meet me. So hiyo sato alinipigia mapema at around 4:30AM kunishow ashatoka she's on here way. Mimi huyo nimefurahi, nikaruka kutoka bed na kupiga push ups 20 kwa floor. Morale, morale, morale, DFHM ndo fikra nilikuwa nazo.

At around 10AM that Saturday nikamcall inquiring penye amefika. Akashika simu na akanishow ati she ran into some situation she will call me later. So mimi nikaendelea ku relax tu. After 30 mins tena nikamcall akanishow ako kapenguria ati ameshikwa na the guy at the petrol station.

So she put that petrol guy on phone, huyo msee wa petrol akanishow ati huyu mzungu amemwekea petrol ya 6K kwa hiyo Land-cruiser Prado only for her kumtolea Master Card
instead of Cash. So akasema hapo ni kichaka they don't deal with master card, they only deal with Mpesa and Cash.
So huyu mzungu told me kama niko na doo nimtumie hiyo pesa ya petrol ili afike Kitale aende western union to withdraw cash before banks zifungwe because sato banks hufungwa mapema. I went to mpesa and sent her 6,500Ksh
To my surprise 5 minutes after sending her that cash she said ati she has accidentally forwarded it to a wrong number..... I really got annoyed because hiyo pesa nilimtumia was part of the rent. After 20 minutes she told me the MPESA agent has sorted the issue and the petrol guy has released her.

After an 1hr akanishow ati amefika Kitale but the banks were closed. So since gari yake ni fuel guzzler nimtumie another 6K ili afike Nairobi. I remember Alaine alikuwa anapiga show hapo canivore and she said she really wanted us to attend the concert. To convice me kumtumia that second 6K she told me she was planing to withdraw 170K for me to book a good hotel in Nairobi and she told me that she wanted
to invest in real estate in Kenya. By then it was already 6PM and I was feeling uncomfortable to send her another 6K since I had already spent half of the rent (6K) on her. So I told her wacha nipande shuttle hapo mfangano road nikuje kitale. She advice me that was unnecessary since from Nairobi to Kitale was to take me 8hrs, I should just trust her and send her the money after all she said those 6K were peanuts to her and she said she would refund me ten times
We argued and finally we agreed nipande gari niende kitale, so nikapanda gari at around 6:30PM nikatoka kuelekea kitale.....

(to be contined) the sad Part 2 soon coming
 

Gaza

Village Elder
#15
20150620_221845.jpg Shit . .. ma uncle "Nigerian prince" must be working over time even tried to pull a real quick one on me .. couple of days ago
 

gapcrew

Village Elder
#16
Hii story ni true jamaa wangu alindanganywa hivyo na akatuma 10k nilikuwa nimemukataza hakuskia......the same script and the contact place ni kwa dates sites....hizo sites ni maconman wemejaa huko then wanacome kwa FB ...chunga sana blind dates....
 

gapcrew

Village Elder
#17
Hii story ni true jamaa wangu alindanganywa hivyo na akatuma 10k nilikuwa nimemukataza hakuskia......the same script and the contact place ni kwa dates sites....hizo sites ni maconman wemejaa huko then wanacome kwa FB ...chunga sana blind dates....
 
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