Why I will never date a Mzungu staying in Kenya (Part2)

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chap

Village Elder
#1
catch part 1 here http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?threads/why-i-will-never-date-a-mzungu-staying-in-kenya-part1.5615/
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so on my way to Kitale, we kept on chatting just to keep her engaged, at around 9:30PM tulifika Nakuru nikaenda for supper, I ordered mchele na kuku, I called her and her voice sounded tired since she
began her journey at around 4:30AM that day. We kept being in touch until roughly 1hrs to Eldoret when my phone batteries went low and my phone was almost shutting down. I had to shut it down so that the little power renaming I would use to call her once nimefika kitale.

I reached kitale at around 1:45AM Sunday and when I called her she was not picking. I called like 10 times and she did not pick, that day it rained in Kitale and it was very cold and that town was deserted with only a handful of boda boda guys operating in those wee hours of the morning. So since it was cold I decided to look for accommodation. One of the boda boda guys took me to some place where they were playing taarab songs, it was kind of filthy, I paid 300 for that night, and those pathetic ladies singing in taarab kept irritating me with those songs the whole night.

Those bedding were also dirty and uncomfortable. At around 6AM I called the mzungu and she picked up, her voice still sounded tired and sleepy, she told me she drove off to one of the hotels to spend the night. So akanishow nimpatie 2hrs she wakes up and clean up then she can meet me hapo Kitale stage.

Mimi nikajitoa hapo baze nilidoz nikaenda kutafuta chai hapo stage. After kukunywa chai nikaongoja huyu dem acome for almost over 2hrs, nikimpigia anasema ako karibu but sioni akifika. Hapo ndipo nikakasirika, we then exchanged words kwa phone and I got pissed off realizing I have been played. Nikapanda gari nikarudi Nairobi, nilifika Nairobi at around 6PM Sunday having wasted fare, time, and spent the night in a horrible place. I looked like a man who had risen from the dead.

That night I called her and she said I am an impulsive guy, very arrogant, and imaptient. Mimi nikamshow anirudishie 6k yangu plus fare nimewaste akasema hiyo ni upus hawezi fanya. We argued for
almost a week and she started calling me immature and a crying baby.

That is how mzungu fucked up my life, at least saa hii ako mteja and amerudi kwao but I moved on
 

gapcrew

Village Elder
#5
Hii ni con game ya high class hapo hakuna mzungu walai ni mkenya flani amemaster hiyo style na kwake ni hustle imekuwa inajipa....lakini pole for troding all the way.....but you should put in mind there is no quick money that come so easy like that.....hata first world kuna watu wanahustle vibaya to make the end meets.
 
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Okiya

Guest
#9
There was no mzungu and there was no woman. That was a kenyan man and you fell hook line and sinker.
How did you deal with the blue balls?
 

Mathaais

Village Chief
#10
Same story, different twist, an importer who has to clear some goods at the port urgently before travelling upcountry to meet you in Nairobi. Once you get hooked to the story, all kinds of shit start happening and you are asked to send him money to bail him out.
 

ngware

Village Elder
#12
Hehehe.Pole sana bro. You were connned by a Kamiti prison convict. It's a fake accent they use. Heard similar story from a guy in shags. He narrated to relative who works with CID and the mobile telephone signal was traced to Kodiaga Prison.
Move on and be cautious next time.
 
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Okiya

Guest
#13
There might be a real mzungu woman who provides the voice and words then after every successful transaction she gets her share of the money
Skiza capital fm kesho asubuhi. You might think the studio is full of wazungus.
 

chap

Village Elder
#14
Hii ni con game ya high class hapo hakuna mzungu walai ni mkenya flani amemaster hiyo style na kwake ni hustle imekuwa inajipa....lakini pole for troding all the way.....but you should put in mind there is no quick money that come so easy like that.....hata first world kuna watu wanahustle vibaya to make the end meets.
when I sent MPESA it showed "Jessica Villions" and pia kizungu chake ni ngumu, that real English ya kumeza ya a typical mzungu
 

chap

Village Elder
#15
There was no mzungu and there was no woman. That was a kenyan man and you fell hook line and sinker.
How did you deal with the blue balls?
I now think that Petrol guy was not real, that was her partner in crime, because surely how could she produce a Master Card at Kapenguria petrol station, in such a remote area
 
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Okiya

Guest
#20
The allure of HOYA seems to be too much to pass for some talkers. If this guy doesn't emerge the winner I nominate him to be inducted in Hekaya hall of fame
 
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