Is it me who is abnormal or what is so big in cheating? Mimi bora unalipa bills and you are ready to wear condom or forget sex altogether na usiwahi nigusa bcz huna spare ya hata kucha ama nywele, please handle with care. Otherwise feelanga free, as long as usiletee mpango kwa nyumba, fyeka kabisa. Sleep with the whole world for all I care as long your AIDS infested self does not touch me. You have your own bedroom. Come anytime you want. Jifungulie. Enda room yako ulale. The devil may care but not me. Bora ulipe all bills. Don’t disturb me and my children na Umalaya yako. Periodt. Mimi siezi sumbuka because you are a cheat or is it a dog. I can do without sex. In fact what shocks me ni Hawa wamama ati juu bwana amecheat she goes out to cheat too. Mimi bora ukimwi isinikaribie cheat yako yote just keep it yourself and away from my children. Hii dunia iko na enough issues, I can not waste my time and energy to monitor and control a man whore. Let him cheat and die early I inherit faster. First of all if you get AIDS tafuta nurse bcz I can not be at home nimetulia and niko na discipline then wewe upige Umalaya upate maradhi then I nurse you. Beba msalaba wako, when you were whoring I was not helping you sample whatever sick people you were enjoying, so when consequences come, enjoy them alone and let your mother nurse. Mimi siezi. My energy is for my children not for an adult who knows kuna ukimwi and then he’s being a dare devil, parte after parte. Face the devil by yourself. Msiba wa kujitafutia hauna pole.
The funny thing is that the less you micromanage a man’s gonads, the less likely he is to stray. Shida ziko hii dunia ni mingi sana, I can’t carry the burden of a man’s indiscretions. In fact that’s where I will get the opportunity to escape from conjugal duties entirely. I will calmly tell you now that umeamua kujibamba one of us needs to stay alive and healthy for the children since raha is your priority not your kids, your life or your health, Bas wacha mimi nikae kando ukifa na ukedu one of us will remain to raise the kids.
This business of getting high blood pressure bcz of cheating spouses is outdated. Sijui wazee waje the man swears not to repeat after 3 days back to square one. Mimi kwanza if I burst you that is my get out of jail free card. Hakuna kitu utaniambia from that day. Women need to style up. Ati uko na heartbreak? LOL. Ya nini? There’s no heartache money can’t heal. Be like Pastor John Grey’s wife, he cheats you get a jaguar, he cheats you get expensive gifts. Mtu kama hakutoka kwa Kuma yako Sijui anakupea heartbreak aje. Learn to concentrate on serious issues in life instead of wasting energy and sleep and peace of mind on a man.
One day I met my bf with another woman, I went up to them and said hi and left. So as I was walking away the bozo left his companion akanifuata, oh its not what it looks like, Sijui she’s just a friend. Nikamuliza what does it look like and why is he explaining their relationship to me, have I asked who she is. So tukaachana and next time we met the guy had bought gifts, flowers name it, he’s like let’s talk about it, I’m like me I don’t see anything to talk about. He was with his friend and that was that. Heh. Mjamaa took it that I’m Madd and I am leaving him but frankly I wasn’t annoyed or even jealous. From the day the incident happened I just friendzoned him. You know. Even me I want to be a friend. You know, she’s just a friend. Not an enemy. Jamaa akijaribu kuongea hio topic I change subject. No need to dwell on what already happened or is happening. You can not control an adult. Neither can you be controlled so kila mtu afanye chenye anataka. It’s that simple. And that has always been my motto. You take the relationship lightly I match your energy. I also take it as if it’s nothing bcz the energy I have is finite, it’s not enough to waste on anything toxic, like you and your lack of self control. The energy I have vested in you will promptly be redistributed to other productive areas of my life. Case closed. Let me tell you I have never had man problems bcz if you think you don’t care, trust me I am more don’t care than you. Emotionally I will move on while still in a relationship with you. Moving on swiftly. Before you kill me with high blood pressure I will just sigh and move on like you are nothing but an ATM. No hard feelings as long as you keep paying bills. Of course if I am not your wife who you sleep with is none of my business and even if I am your wife and you feel like you want to be having sex with other people, we terminate the sexual contract because AIDS is real and I like good health and I’m not going to throw away my health for your philandering behind. So we terminate the sexual contract and you get my blessings to go out and hanya as much as you deem fit. Wacha hao MWKs wanisaidie kazi, nipumzike, now that umeona nahitaji usaidizi.
This life you will never survive as a woman unless you have an attitude of the devil may care but not me. Usishinde hapo umejipea stress juu ya mwanaume. Be stressed by something important like your kids, your aging parents, your hustle, your studies or anything else but mwanaume never unless he’s dead and he was good to you when he lived. Other than that nenepa. Sleep heavily. Spend his money now that he has a guilt conscience. Occupy your time with positive uplifting things, take the free time to pray for doctors not to die of Corona vitu muhimu kama hizo sio kushinda ukilia bcz of a man who is very busy enjoying himself between another woman’s legs na wewe uko hapo unamgojea, calling 50 times, you can’t eat, you can’t sleep, depression, ulcers, you are moody in the office mpaka watu wanafikiria uko na ball.
Enda upigwe massage. Go home cook delicious meal, play with your kids, alafu ulale fofofo. After all if in his nefarious activities he dies will you stop living? So before him, you were, after him, you will still be. Infact that’s the high time to divert the attention you were giving him to other more fulfilling activities.
Why should you suffer for another person’s sin? They’re committing adultery but you are one dying of ulcers and depression, does that make any sense to you? At least if it’s you who cheated and now guilt is killing you we can understand but staying with out eating ati you are fasting for a man who is very satisfied in between another woman’s thighs, my friend, fast for China to write off Kenyan debt, that’s a matter that warrants fasting, you are fasting kuharibia mtu starehe zake, instead of you upping your own starehe. Take his card for retail therapy. Bora sio dhambi, jipe raha mwenye we, you do not a man’s cooperation for you to enjoy life. Let him run amok. The more he runs amok, the more self centered you become. Yaani be so happy and genuinely so, not putting on an act until he starts to think you must be planning to kill him bcz it makes no sense for you to be that happy under the circumstances. The only thing that you must make sure of is he does not infect you with STDs. Move to another bedroom if that’s what it takes and explain it to him that you are avoiding him to ensure that one of you will be there to raise your children in future. Say it with a smile and lots of tenderness. Bitter medicine goes down easier with a warm smile.
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