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  1. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

    "Niaje leviathon,leo si tudunde Westy"my pal(tumuite Boni)alinicall akanishow one particular sartuday morning.This was to be one of those bad alcohol moments again.

    So hivi ndio kulienda,Boni amecall asubuhi pesa inamsumbua same as I was that day(campo),tuende westy bt oviasly meet up point tao na mjeshi yote ka one two then Ishakua!!

    So nimeweka combat jeans yako ile mifuko 6,mbili nyuma,mbili sideways na mbili apo karibu kwa magoti.Nmebeba id backpocket na doh kiasi na ATM,sideways simu na hiyo ingine handkerchief na keys.Kwa magoti doh kiasi,just incase,na sure kama tatu.Kaperfume na nikafly tao.

    Tulipatana na wajango wenye tulikua twende rave tukachochana ikawa tuingie lifestyle mizinga one two hadi jevanjee after kucatch up tukamada tukashuka apo kampala ndogogios kidogo.Saa nne usiku tulikua khoja mat to Westy tuko irie kuruka!

    By then changes ilikua inawika mbaya so tukaamua destination.Kufika tukachafua meza na machupa za beers na a smirnoff mzinga!

    Hiyo day doba ilikua inapiga so steam zikanishow nifike nikazitoke nisugue ata kidogo.Kufika floor ah! tudem tuwili tunasuguana mimi nikaruka nyuma ya mmoja wao nikamshikilia ustaarabu nikimpeleka na rub a dub stylo!Wakanice na my dancing skills ama so I thought!

    Nlikua tipsy kidogo sikumbuka tulichochana nini nikawapeleka kwa our table.Kuchochana tena kidogo nakumbuka tulienda kuchill counter only the 3 of us nkabuy beers.

    Ffw》"Amka tumefika!"msee amenirausha.Kucheki nko kwa mat mtaa siko sure ni wapi.

    Nikasema sigwes enda kwa cuzo nkiwa na hangdown nikatumia coins hadi tao then nikapace main campo kupatana na raia.

    Walisikia my story wakaisha yao yote wakanishow the last waliona nilitoka na hao madem wawili.To date it remains a mystery to me what transpired that night na the two chiqs na nikapandishwa mat poa to kite!!!!Nani alilipa???mbona kite na si home???

    Anyway major tbt
     
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  2. dude

    dude Village Elder

    Seems ulikuwa unapenda hii trao sana. U have described it sana, more than the ladies who we are interested in.
     
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  3. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

  4. 10000 OTHERS

    10000 OTHERS Village Elder

  5. It's Le Scumbag

    It's Le Scumbag Village Elder

    The Mona Lisa of his trousers
     
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  6. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

    :D :D hiyo trao iko hadi wa leo....cant loose it my house dog sleeps on it
     
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  7. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

    Nimeshuka nikatembea kiasi ndio nikajua kumbe niko kitengela....been there alot juu ya cuzo ....but si home.Nashindwa nilipanda aje mat.shaaait kuingia mfuko sina phone,doh ni tucoins and I had lots of cash,kofia na shades pia sina,zile condoms haziko pia na my silver ring!Kujaribu kucheki hiyo mat imenilete niwaulize nililipa aje washaenda.

    Nikasema sigwes enda kwa cuzo nkiwa na hangdown nikatumia coins hadi tao then nikapace main campo kupatana na raia.

    Walisikia my story wakaisha yao yote wakanishow the last waliona nilitoka na hao madem wawili.To date it remains a mystery to me what transpired that night na the two chiqs na nikapandishwa mat poa to kite!!!!Nani alilipa???mbona kite na si home???

    Anyway major tbt
     
  8. Simiyu22

    Simiyu22 Village Elder

    why dubal?
     
  9. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

    dubal??
     
  10. Simiyu22

    Simiyu22 Village Elder

    double
     
  11. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

    there was a part missing
     
  12. EngineerLMG

    EngineerLMG Village Sponsor

    You can always edit a post, you know.
     
  13. leviathon

    leviathon Senior Villager

    shaait :oops: