-A fellow ktalker referred me to a lady and said she was a good lay.
-I finally got to meet her. She gives me directions to her place. I meet her on the road with her young son, the son grabs my hand. I feel awkward.
-We drop off the son at a small Salon to stay with her friends. I wonder how the boy will grow up to be.
-After some weed and whiskey we do an HIV test. There’s boring dialogue about how her dad’s an MP and baby daddy’s got a good job at CISCO.
-I pay her and start fucking her pussy raw but it lacks flavour. It’s not too loose or too tight, just flavourless.
-She asks that I lick her pussy but I refuse. She protests saying that since she sucked me I should lick her but I’m adamant that I won’t.
-She says she’s horny and asks me to bite her nipple, really hard. I oblige.
-She asks me to fist her pussy, I oblige. She takes a whole fist like a pro. I’m bored at this point. She farts.
-She asks for anal, but I don’t want to cause I remember a UTI that I caught from doing anal. Took many antibiotics to clear it. I’m even more reluctant coz she says she’s never done anal before.
-She asks if I want to sleep over but I decline, I don’t feel it’s worth it.
-She puts her finger from her pussy in my mouth. It tastes salty.
-She farts again and sprays deodorant in the air.
-I think to myself, if she’s farting this much, imagine if we did anal? She would have left lots of meffi residue on my schlong.
-She cleans her vulva with vinegar, says it’s to get rid of the “male smell”. She asks that I hug her. I do. Feels awkward again.I leave.
Moral of the story, meat that tastes sweet to someone might be tasteless to you.
-Afterwards I post clips on a Telegram channel with 55,000 subscribers. She’s upset, texts me and sarcastically thank s me for getting her clients.