[Windows] How to Hide Your Porn for Dummies

…from dummies.
I was checking out some guys computer and I saw a folder named ‘commedy’. Opened and instead found porn. Amateur. Here’s how to hide your porn from dummies.

  1. Create your folder.
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  2. Stuff it.
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  3. Inside the folder, create a file called ‘desktop.ini’

  4. Add the following contents to the file.

[.ShellClassInfo] CLSID={645FF040-5081-101B-9F08-00AA002F954E}

  1. Make the folder a system folder, i.e. give it the system attribute. You can also give the desktop.ini the system file attribute and hide it, you know, do what Windows does.
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  2. You’re done. Whenever the folder is opened the contents of the Recycle Bin will be shown instead. Don’t fret if the folder icon does not change (due to Explorer thumbnail caching) it will still show the Recycle Bin contents and not the real contents.
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Now lay off the insane, seemingly endless folder tree. This is easier. You can hide it right on your desktop.
Or you forget about hiding it and stand proud like a boss. After all, it’s your PC, no?

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Must u store porn? All this is a @TerribleWaste . . .
Asandi thou

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Such a @TerribleWaste kuwatch pono in 2017 while u can act it

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Will it change a thing if I say I don’t?

Don’t Worry your secret is safe and we don’t judge :smiley:

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Haha. You try to explain a concept and mitches just take off on a tangent.

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no one touches my laptop hata close friends. I have wifi in my house ,ukitaka kwenda online itisha wifi password .

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Mimi porn huwa sifichi. My laptop my rules

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Otherwise shorter method will be to right click the folder, choose properties tgen on that dialog box in attributes select hidden, click on ok and problem solved.
If you want to view em just click on the view, show hidden files/folders and there is your porn.

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Porn huwekwa kwa recycle bin. Ukitaka kuwatch unarestore

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wankers.

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hii yako nayo iko on another level…

I used to simply store them under program files.

I simply created Disk E and placed it under Bitlocker encryption

Kuna manzi alipatanga collection yangu ya Max Hardcore. Some perverted stuff I tell you. Nilishindwa ku-explain nikakuwa mkali.

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Hahaha madem hupenda ngwati pia…

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Kuna site kali sana ya porn huitwa www.youjizz.com.

Horror is when somebody wants to visit youtube, when you start typing www.you

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Yse shift delete to remove suggestions that you don’t wnat.

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Ballz!

don’t you just hate it when someone borrows your tablet alafu ana anza na kucheck history