Women Are Pathetic

So am resting in my man cave and a female neighbor knocks on my door. Hatujuani na hatujawai ongea. She says ati mgeni wake ako stranded at Thika and requests me to go pick him up. It was two hours past curfew so nilikataa.

She knocks again and asks me kama najua mtu wa boda Thika and l said no. I told her to tell the guy to go to a gas station and talk to the guards since they always know a boda rider who operates anytime.

We exchanged number na kila mtu akarudi kwake. She then called kunishow ati mtu wa boda amepatikana and that ataleta mgeni wake up to Makongeni na mimi nimuendee. I said okay and started dressing up.

Thirty minutes zikapita and I called her kumuuliza kwani jamaa hafiki. She said sorry for not calling to tell me that boda imemfikisha. Kweli wanawake wakihitaji usaidizi they can do anything but wakisadika they can’t even confirm it! How hard was it to just say mtu wake amefika?

Issue zingine unaambia mtu ajisort, kwani wewe ni babake?

umetumiwa boss wacha u simp

Hapo umechezwa kama burukenge.

Makofi kwa huyo alpha female

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Wallahi women are always that way… I have like a million examples like this

Only that I am as simpy as you, siwezi peleka Dem akasuguliwe …or nimletee kisuguo, kwani Sina deek?

The average female is extremely entitled because she has met enough simpletons in her life to conclude that men are at her service.

Mbona ulikubali kuendea mtu wake Makongeni?? Ukishikwa atakuja kukutoa ndani?? You sir, are an example of the simpletons she has met.

Women are not pathetic. In fact, women are smart. If they identify a fool like you, they will use him for money and favors. You are officially her errand boy.

Dont worry…wacha hiyo ndume imalize shughuli yake halafu unaweza offer kumrudisha makongeni.
Hell…you can even go 1 better umrudishe hadi kwa door step yake…:D:D:D
Nika kuwa huyo mguy halafu nijue vile kume enda na wewe ni next door neighbour…si washi ngoma ama tv na na make sure windows…naweza dinya huyo dame vi wild sana grunting flesh clapping rocking the bed usikie yote…thats the only way naweza kulipa.
Sazingine wekea mtu mbuzi and just say no…kama anataka joto aingie kwako bana.
Eish yawa.

Yenyewe. Tell the maafaka.

Utumwe na kunguru ukailetee kitombi, kwani wewe ni mtu wa nduthi?

Heshimu watu was nduthi… Call him what he is: a simp, wuss and piece of black shit

(It has to be black to be really bad)

For fcks sake why did you dress up?,were you gonna go pick up a stranded visitor for your strange neighbour?
Uko na kasoro and that is why the lady approached you.
Ata heri ule jamaa wa kutumwa mikate

Why did he even have to care,hii story haikai ya ukweli

Huyu atatumwa hoho akimbilie kwa duka while visiting inlaws

we ni fala ati umelala then unaamka unavaa siruali unavaa soks kwenda kuletea malaya mtu wa kumtomba past curfew

You’re a good neighbor and I don’t think this is something you should lose sleep over. Sometimes when a visitor comes to your house first thing is you welcome them heartily. You start preparing food or drinks and catch up on the stories. Anyone could have forgetten themselves, but eventually I’m sure she would have called or texted you back.

Kama mtu wa nduthi hawezi mlete mpaka kwa nyumba. Who are you?
Learn to say NO.

Wanawake wanapendanga wanaume wajinga kama wewe na @uwesmake, …yaani a tissue bearer. kazi yenu ni kuenda ku rusha zile tissue amepanguzia cum ya Alfa Male kama mimi na @Tom Bayeye.
WaJinga nyinyiiiiii :smiley:

Women are soooo good at using men. Especially bachelor’s whom they know will willfully run their errands with the prospects of smashing it. A sensible person ange kushow you escort her akiendea mgeni wake but her selfishness is out this world. Next time utaombwa favor ingine out of this world.

You were called past curfew time…by some woman neighbour you’ve never spoken a word to…you even dressed and got ready, to go pick some stranger who wants to start his trip from Thika at that time, so he can come pound a p**y? Why? Why?
Stranded while doing what exactly? Was his trip even necessary? Sio ati anaenda hospitali ama nyumbani kwake–he’s visiting! He could have slept in Thika, and her cat could endure hunger for a night! How could you trust her?
Suppose you got yourself carjacked and killed, or beaten by d-? It’s a fool’s mission. I wouldn’t even leave my seat at that time, for such a wierd reason.
I believe this neighbour is a kunguru, so his coming was necessary because his cumming was profitable.