Kuna dame nimekuwa nikirushia mtama na akaja kunivisit leo asubuhi, now kuna huyu campus girl who comes on the weekends to cook and prep meals for me for the whole week and house stocking, anakuwanga na funguo ya nyumba, namtumia pesa anaenda soko etc na sababu anaenda kwao Easter, akaja leo na kawaida let herself in the house. Huyu dame mwingine akashtukia kuuliza huyu nani, na mbona anakuja na shopping na chakula kuanza kupika.
Nikamweleza the arrangement though she looked very uncomofortable with it. After campus girl kumaliza kupika around 4… Huyu mwingine amekataa kabisa kula chakula iliyopikwa and has opted for a sandwich amejitengenezea. Shida yake iko, I’m finding this interesting.
Kick her out. Kama hakuna trust why continue being in a relationship?
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Vile chief amesema.
Wacha akule sandwich , ignore the drama alafu ufikishe ktalk threshold.
Women are territorial, tell that lady it is what it is and if she is not on board with how things function around here akanyage lami.
That arrangement looks very suspicious. Ni kama @Mzee mzima kwenda weekend mnyanduano kwa @Jimit, alafu @Kimakia anaingia all of a sudden, kisha jimit anasema “don’t worry, this is just my IT cum plumbing guy. He comes every weekend to fix my computer, internet connection and sewerage system”. If you were mzee mzima would you be comfortable with that explanation? Suffice it to say hiyo siku hiyo nyumba haitakuwa na harufu ya meffi.
Sasa huyo mwanamke ni wa kazi gani basi?
Unapenda ku-reuse old vybes be creative bana
niaje chief kiumbwa
You are strange not women. Your username sucks as well
@Ngimanene na matharo hii story yako nikama
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elewa tu madem wako teritorial and wako na akili ya watoi . so nyenyekea na umnunulie kuku na chips na ununue Jameson mukunywe umtombe angalau shot saba kijiji threshold same thing keshoye nyenyekea ukule kuma polepole .
SUNDAY !
AMKA NA SURA YA KAZI HAKUNA KUBEMBELEZA MTU FUNGIA NYAMA NA CHOPO CHOPO KWA FRIDGE KAMA AMELALA USEME UMEPOTEZA KEY YA FRIDGE , MWAMBIE
‘ASUBUHI NAKULANGA UGALI NA NYAMA NA SKUMA , CHUKUA HII MIA MBILI UENDE UNUNUE NYAMA YA MIA NA SKUMA NA MANYANYA NA PILIPILI’
‘mimi sipikangi ninunulie kuku na chips’
’ MADAM TUHESHIMIANE WEWE NI BIBI MGANI HUWEZI PIKA , KWANI UNAKULA KUKU DAILY UMEKUWA SOKWE ?’
wacha anune hapo kaa ngumu njaa ikuchape tu , ukiona amekaa ngumu kama Martha Karua 2007 elections kuna stalemate , jaribu kumshika matiti uone akiskuma mkono yako kando (ushacheza 14 shots for two days so hauna njaa ya kuma hata) jifanye umejam weka FIFA 18 LEGENDARY MODE na uanze kucheza , hapo njaa itajificha kwa lungs kiasi usahau vile Man u itakuwa inakuleta mbio , meanwhile yeye amejam anafikiria vitu mia kwa kichwa . cheza mpaka saa nane . two scenarios will unravel at this stage .
1,
atakunja mkia achukue mia mbili aende anunue nyama apike sembe na skuma mukule akifanya hivi hapo unajua angalau ume ume TETHER a wild animal , vile babu yangu ali manage ku domesticate Sabre Tooth tiger pale kimilili 1204 AD , angalau next time she will come and keep to her lane hapa sasa hata kuma ya goodbye utapata jioni kabla aende ama ataenda asubuhi (though we all know tunatakanga dem aende sunday before saa nane ucheze PS4 ukitoa hangover na FANTA baridi polepole ) .
2,
The slayqueen dragon will rear its head since anajua pesa atapata from sponsors na aseme ’ nataka kuenda ’
hapa ndio unasmama kama ule NAVY SEAL alisnipe OSAMA ya kichwa pale HELMAND na with confidence unasema 'twende nikufungulie gate ’ without batting an eyelid with a smile on your face , which might irritate her further aseme 'unataka niende ndio ulete ule malaya wako ? SIENDI ’ hapo unajua the domestication process is coming through ni vile she is a proud girl unarudi unakaa chini na kusema ’ tafasali my dear njaa inaniuwa pika sembe na nyama na skuma tukule ’ hapa atatulia apike
but pia ukisema twende nikufungulie gate yeye na pride yake anaweza vaa nguo (btw she is naked all this time) btw mbona madem wako na ufala hivi yaani dem umetomba two consecutive na ni kuosha tu kuma na kuvaa nguo na kuchomoka KWANINI HAMUOGANGI ! @Purple advice (the last three women nimetomba wamefanya hivi na dem akikuja kwa ofisi ako decent ame ng’ara top notch , GHASSIA .)
unamfungulia gate anaenda kama ame click (ajipange na fare hakuna kumpea fare ) shida ya hii scenario ni dem akitoka hivi na ofcourse umekula village threshold 14 shots according to research only the first three shots huwa umetumia condom before uende rampage ya 11 shots hapa sasa itabidi upange budget ya shot ya STI , mdudu inakuwanga very rare possibility ni 0.000000001% .
unarudi kwa nyumba fungua fridge MICROWAVE sembe na nyama chafua kama messi (shida ni na hangover hakuna appetite ) . pigia dem wa University/ama dem wa nguo mwenye unatombanga ukiwa dry spell akuje mupige story ama afue nguo ama apike . then ingia ktalk after Man u kukunyorosha tusi @old monk and feel like a boss , ukipanga next adventure ya Easter .
THE BEST PART IS KAMA ULIMTOMBA POA friday utaona text 'Uncle Uwes uko wapi ’ like nothing happened
:D:D:D:D:D
hii ni noma sana
Nitoke kazi nikuje kupika…aaaaih hio apana.
Ngiteeeee, unakuwa mweusi utumike kama makaa, hiti
Mukubwa umeongea kama elders 50
Na kieleweke, kuharibu system that works for a man ni kumharibia maisha…nikiambia huyu dame nataka kula pilau atasema amechoka hawespika hio…
This arrangement works hatusumbuani nayeye…namwambia kile nataka kula na inapikwa
:D:D:D Mgisu is this how you treat our Kenyan gals?