Madem wakikol madem wenzao…
DEM1:Hiiiii… sweetheart…long
time…yaani a whole week hujakol
hata?
DEM2:Ooow, dear…aki
nimekumiss…nimecheki fb picha
yako…waaah sema urembo…figure
nayo!!
DEM1:Ah thanx pia niliona yako na
your guy…wooow I must say ni
cute…nakam hivo kwako kesho
evening…si u can mek some
pancakes…
DEM2:Wooow…you coming?..Ofcoz
pancakes lazima…u knw u cn come
here any time…u are my best friend
ever.
DEM1:Ok will kol you dear…mwaah
(after the call)
DEM1:Oh tht bitch competes me in
dressing nkt,ati fb picha urembo…na
vile pancakes zake ni tasteless.
DEM2:Damn…that whore is coming
here again…waah…she is a pain in
my $#@& and she just eats eats and
eats…
Boy akikol boy mwenzake…
BOY1:Eeeh Punda hii…unakuanga
na ujinga…a whole month huwezi
hata text?
BOY2:Skia sasa vile unabweka
matope…maze buda alikuwa
msick…kwani hukuskia nyani hii?
BOY1:Ha ha buda na vile ni msee
makupewa vitu chungu…iza
jo…lakini Hiyo kichwa yako kubwa
unaipeleka wapi this weekend?
BOY2:Sina mpango…kwani
unaniletea manzi yako nini? ha ha ha
BOY1:Nkt…tokea nikupe moja mbili
tukiwatch game…
BOY2:Na vile wewe huwa
msoto…ha ha ha ha …ni sawa
nitakol sato morning…cheers!!
(after the call)
BOY1:Mark is such a cool guy,he is
funny,he is a true friend.
BOY2:Eh maze Ben just makes me
laugh,he is there for me any time,am
sure I will have some good time wth
him on sato.
MORAL LESSON:Madem ni pretenders
kwa simu but ndani yao…SUMU!!..
Machali ni jokers kwa simu but ndani
yao…ni UPENDO!!!