I Do Not Understand Women - No Pun Intended!
I know I’m not going to understand women. I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Tell them a spider bite will boost their hips and their sagging breasts will be pointed.
a spider can make your girl scream, but you can’t, tafakari hayo
Shit :D:D:D:D
The wax is not as hot as you think… And waxing ain’t painful… Could be its coz I don’t fear spiders 
kid,take your finger and deep it into ua anal end, then view the expression on your face on a mirror
Where is unintended pun?
you have the smallest dick ever
@Unataka kujua ili? , nongweee
Sigwes ambiwa hivi!! :D:D:D:eek::eek::eek:
If mbishes remove their eyebrows and draw theirs. You can’t satisfy them.
:D:D:Dwah.siezi ambiwa hivo mimi
Waxing ya watu ni nini wazito?
Najua kuwax gari tu.
Career ending tackle!
Research reveals that the fear of spiders may start in the womb, before you’re born. But I don’t think the same can be said about waxing.
Isn’t that the litmus test for fags?
How would you know?
Uliza bibi on 14th February, just minutes after the big bang
Your penis is small.