Wooi! What next?

There is this mama we had a relationship for over 10 years. Great comer. Problem was that I was married . Then me and my wife decided to part. The mama came to know of this and demanded I marry her, which I refused. she went further to even move house closer to mine. Mimi nikaendela kula coomer tu. Then one day , out of the blues she disappears from my life, two days later I learn she has gotten married. That was four years ago. Theeeeeen, today at 2.21 pm, she calls me with the usual stories of I miss you, I misss blah blah.

“Wa mucoka niguo uriaga mundu!” someone translate for the others

So unasema Akombe atarudi tu?

Andika series na hiyo maisha yako.

:eek::eek:

ushasema

Nîgûthiî rîu

True. Ugonjwa ya kurudi ndio huuwa mtu. I hope you didn’t reply

:smiley:

Nice one Nv

Explain that please!

Hapa si Gikomba!

enda kula comer

:D:D

Did you specialize in summary writing in school?

Kirindi! Mtu akiandika kimakena mnalalamika ikiandikwa summary mnalalamika. SMH!

Am a soldier in the Army
Am a soldier in the Army
Am a soldier in the Army of the Lord x2

You have a small penis.

Onja kidogo…

How old are you exactly? 90?