Words of wisdom

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    *All things being equal, fat people
    use more soap.
    *Anything worth fighting for is worth
    fighting dirty for.
    *By the time you make ends meet,
    they move the ends.
    *Everything should be made as
    simple as possible, but no simpler.
    *Friends may come and go, but
    enemies accumulate.
    *Happiness is merely the remission
    of pain.
    *I have seen the truth and it makes
    no sense.
    *If you can smile when things go
    wrong, you have someone in mind to
    blame.
    *If you think there is good in
    everybody, you haven’t met
    everybody.
    *Indecision is the key to flexibility.
    *Never wrestle a pig. You both get
    dirty, and the pig likes it.
    *Not one shred of evidence supports
    the notion that life is serious.
    *One seventh of your life is spent on
    Monday.
    *Someone who thinks logically is a
    nice contrast to the real world.
    *Sometimes too much to drink is not
    enough.
    *Suicide is the most sincere form of
    self-criticism.
    *The careful application of terror is
    also a form of communication.
    *The facts, although interesting, are
    irrelevant.
    *The more you run over a cat, the
    flatter it gets.
    *There is absolutely no substitute for
    a genuine lack of preparation.
    *There is always one more imbecile
    than you counted on.
    *Things are more like they are today
    than they ever were before.
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