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* Stolen.
*All things being equal, fat people
use more soap.
*Anything worth fighting for is worth
fighting dirty for.
*By the time you make ends meet,
they move the ends.
*Everything should be made as
simple as possible, but no simpler.
*Friends may come and go, but
enemies accumulate.
*Happiness is merely the remission
of pain.
*I have seen the truth and it makes
no sense.
*If you can smile when things go
wrong, you have someone in mind to
blame.
*If you think there is good in
everybody, you haven't met
everybody.
*Indecision is the key to flexibility.
*Never wrestle a pig. You both get
dirty, and the pig likes it.
*Not one shred of evidence supports
the notion that life is serious.
*One seventh of your life is spent on
Monday.
*Someone who thinks logically is a
nice contrast to the real world.
*Sometimes too much to drink is not
enough.
*Suicide is the most sincere form of
self-criticism.
*The careful application of terror is
also a form of communication.
*The facts, although interesting, are
irrelevant.
*The more you run over a cat, the
flatter it gets.
*There is absolutely no substitute for
a genuine lack of preparation.
*There is always one more imbecile
than you counted on.
*Things are more like they are today
than they ever were before.
 
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