What was your worst sexual experience? Hadi ukaketi ukasema I am not doing this sex thing again.
Back when I was married. I had a burning sensation that this woman was cheating. If you ever have a feeling something funny is going on, it probably is. Trust me. I thought I was crazy. Woman kept telling me I was being so insecure. That phrase. If you’re ever told that huyo ni mali ya umma.
I have never spoken about this to anyone by the way, hadi therapist. But KTalk is home for me so yep.
Nasafisha rungu dry spell for a week. I turn her around and I’m going to town pounding. I keep feeling this weird sensation like something foreign in there. She arcs her back upwards and something definitely touches me.
I pull out and tell her wait a minute. I felt something. We were usually very free with each other so I ask her “Can I feel what that is”? She says “No problem.” This point I’m thinking growth or uterus cancer or something.
Alas!
I pulled an honest to God condom out.
I shit you fucking not. People leave condoms because I have left several but I sure as hell didn’t leave this one.
Weh. We just sat there buck ass naked staring at it. She’s crying mimi naona tu red dim dim.
Who’s is it?
Sikumbuki jina ya jamaa. Was her boss.
When?
Yesterday.
You’re lying.
Okay today before I came home.
It occurs I’m fucking spent goods. Christ!
Men, that was probably the lowest moment of my life. Compounded by the fact that sikumwaga.
How didn’t you know he left it there?
I really don’t remember the answer.
My mind kept swinging from disbelief to anger to homicide to shock.
I said bitch get out.
Well I’m embarrassed to admit it but we did get back together a few months later. Yes I know. Nilikuwa mjinga mimi btw.
But we’re now divorced. Niliona mwangaza finally.
Weh I can’t even believe that happened to me. Ghai.
#MGTOW.
These creatures are wicked.
Edit: This was over 2 years ago. I learnt and moved on