WYF

When I introduced my wyf to my uncle and told him she is an air hostess, he told me, "well son you have my blessings and I wish you the best but for her career you will have to be very strong " I never knew the weight of that statement but recently every word he spoke is making sense.

Hao ni moto ya kuotea mbali, uliza @KUNGU THE PILOT ama @kush yule mnono

an air hostess is the only mammal that lives in the air and gives birth on land. wachananae!

Hata mbisha ya mawingu rafiki?

So you are dating a bird while staying on land, dry land?

Wacha Kwanza apatane na hawa walami generous ,atafunguliwa boot abroad while you are here in Kenya playing the perfect husband

Full Hekaya. Tunapenda summary but hii umefinya sana.

A rare photo of @Stew maker taking the wife to meet the Uncle

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i once saw a midget pilot - looked egyptian/arab - this is in november last year - pat pat the butts of two women at the same time at the check-in counter in jkia. i was shocked because all they did was laugh it off. afterwards i locked eyes with both of them just to let them know that I saw what I saw and one seemed a little embarrassed.
the favours money can get you ni mbali. kama huna, leave that air-based mammal alone.

heshima muhimu bana

Unachoma roho wewe

:D:D:D:D:D:D

You mean I use money to be the source of security for my marriage? Iyo siwezi

nononononononononoooooooooooooooooooooooooo that’s not what i meant. i meant they’re easy picking for the “seniors” in that industry

wachia apo tu, ata usiendelee

Wueh!

Air hostesses ni moto wa kuotea mbali.

Pole boss.

Hapa unaitikia tu roho safi:D…your words have so much pain in them

Unawezarefusha hii hekaya kiasi? Asking for a friend.