Yaani 50M immenda ivo?

[Brayoo]

Today I made sure my phone was charged to the brim. To the fullest so that I would not miss this anticipated call of my life. The call that would confirm me, Brayoo, as the proud winner of Ksh 50Million on the just ended Zindua Chapaa competition. But it was not to be. By now they must have announced a winner, who I highly suspect will be an insider at Zindua.
Anyway:
The whole weekend I had been fantasizing on what I would do with this Mulla had i won it, and had allocated it as follows:

1. 2.5 Million to go to my parents. (wafanye whatever they want with it coz washaamaliza kunilea)
2. 4.5 Million to go to 3 different accounts at 1.5million each for my future 3 kids college fund(Through an insurance scheme)
3. 3.0 Million towards the construction and completion of my modest house.

(Bado Ngapi?40M!? Scratching my balls:D:D)
4) 10 Million would go towards purchasing a 10 acre piece of land somewhere in Machakos county for speculative purposes.
5) 5 Milllion towards purchase of treasury bills/bonds at central bank.
6) 12 Million would go towards purchasing 2 apartments (one from Safaricom investment sacco and another from Edermann properties mlolongo for renting out)
7) 3 Million towards purchase of a prime plot in Ruaka.
8) 5 Million towards ground floor construction of the Ruaka Plot in 7 above for business rentals.
9) 1 Million I open a pension plan account for myself.
10) 3 ni other things like kumaliza dowry, kufanya harusi, furnishing the house and buying a nice car.
11) 1M Nitolee Sir God. (in various churches, children Homes and Charity organizations.)

SLAP SLAP SLAP to myself!!!
Back to work niccur. Its gone!

[Ice_Cube]

I never participated in the just ended competition

[Guru]

@Brayoo

Today I made sure my phone was charged to the brim. To the fullest so that I would not miss this anticipated call of my life. The call that would confirm me, Brayoo, as the proud winner of Ksh 50Million on the just ended Zindua Chapaa competition. But it was not to be. By now they must have announced a winner, who I highly suspect will be an insider at Zindua.
Anyway:
The whole weekend I had been fantasizing on what I would do with this Mulla had i won it, and had allocated it as follows:

1. 2.5 Million to go to my parents. (wafanye whatever they want with it coz washaamaliza kunilea)
2. 4.5 Million to go to 3 different accounts at 1.5million each for my future 3 kids college fund(Through an insurance scheme)
3. 3.0 Million towards the construction and completion of my modest house.

(Bado Ngapi?40M!? Scratching my balls:D:D)
4) 10 Million would go towards purchasing a 10 acre piece of land somewhere in Machakos county for speculative purposes.
5) 5 Milllion towards purchase of treasury bills/bonds at central bank.
6) 12 Million would go towards purchasing 2 apartments (one from Safaricom investment sacco and another from Edermann properties mlolongo for renting out)
7) 3 Million towards purchase of a prime plot in Ruaka.
8) 5 Million towards ground floor construction of the Ruaka Plot in 7 above for business rentals.
9) 1 Million I open a pension plan account for myself.
10) 3 ni other things like kumaliza dowry, kufanya harusi, furnishing the house and buying a nice car.
11) 1M Nitolee Sir God. (in various churches, children Homes and Charity organizations.)

SLAP SLAP SLAP to myself!!!
Back to work niccur. Its gone!

Lost

[tm_wa_klist]

Zindua Chapaa ni lottery ama nini? Ilikua wapi? Forgive my ignorance.

[Brayoo]

@tm wa klist

Zindua Chapaa ni lottery ama nini? Ilikua wapi? Forgive my ignorance.

Ile ya 29299

[Weston]

Kweli joh mwanaume ni imani.@brayoo u havent told us how much u spent in the competition for it warrant such high hopes of winning 50m

[Ice_Cube]

BTW si sportspesa is a lesser evil than this, atleast unaona ni wapi ulipotezea pesa

[system]

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[tm_wa_klist]

@Brayoo

Ile ya 29299

Okay. Sijui iyo ni nini. Lakini inakaa ni kama zile game watu hutuma text kwa namba flani alafu wanalia vile zimewakata pesa na kukataa kuunsubscribe.

[Brayoo]

@tm wa klist

Okay. Sijui iyo ni nini. Lakini inakaa ni kama zile game watu hutuma text kwa namba flani alafu wanalia vile zimewakata pesa na kukataa kuunsubscribe.

Kwani unaishingi shimo yupi bro? ama hujanunua decoder bado? Ilikuwa mpaka kwa redio( ambia mtu wa turedio @Electronics4u akuuzie kamoja basio_O)

[Slartibartfast]

If you ever come to such an amount of money suddenly, it would be prudent to hire a financial advisor then don’t spend it for year.

Most importantly, hama Kenya uende Tanzania ama Ethiopia or wherever juu hiyo pesa itafanya mpaka ndugu zako wakugeuke na upate relatives hukua unajua wanaexist.

Halafu kata transformer uweke kwa fridge juu malaya watakumaliza.

[Brayoo]

@Weston

Kweli joh mwanaume ni imani.@brayoo u havent told us how much u spent in the competition for it warrant such high hopes of winning 50m

Kaa 2K ivi.

[mabenda4]

Wapi pesa ya self thanking. Lazima ujiludishie mono bro

[TopCat]

Haha had a similar dream. kwanza the budgeting part. Although i didn’t participate. And if you are a strict christian 10% goes to Our heavenly father (5 million) before anything else. And by the way KRA ina Tax hio chapaa kama lottery za US.

[Brayoo]

@mabenda4

Wapi pesa ya self thanking. Lazima ujiludishie mono bro

Tuseme ingekuwa hapo Numero 10:D

[De_Clerk]

@Brayoo

11. 1M Nitolee Sir God. (in various churches, children Homes and Charity organizations.)

that’s little. should be 10% (tithe)

[Brayoo]

@TopCat

Haha had a similar dream. kwanza the budgeting part. Although i didn’t participate. And if you are a strict christian 10% goes to Our heavenly father (5 million) before anything else. And by the way KRA ina Tax hio chapaa kama lottery za US.

ati 5 Mirrion to who? to church hehe. Never. Coz giving to paros, charity and kids is like giving to God(I believe)

[Hash_Tag]

Ungeanza na God 10% in your plans then ungeshinda.
Kuna round next budah; ni kukazana 2 round 2 pia.

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rYUyn_9Ets

Hii ni yako.

[kawambui]

your dreams are invalid.
no gambler will set up a biz for you to make money.
the odds are always against you.
these are modern day scams.
i bet you didnt win even a cent?